'he can gobble up my cookie anytime'
[credits to alex or s/ v/ a/ ex on discord for original idea]
TW! smut, furries, cookie monster
After hours of trying and failing to contact Sin, Zayne decided to let loose. Still in his suit, he made his way to his black Audi, looking up the nearest strip club on the GPS. The Cookie Eater was the only place to show up. Huh. That was weird. Zayne checked the time. 12:36 am. Sin would probably be home in a few hours.
He started up the engine and put on a playlist to match the mood. scopare solo per solid was blasting through the speakers, Zayne putting it on the highest volume setting as to drown his sorrows out.
Turning a corner, he caught a glimpse of the club. The car park was crowded, so he had to park on the curb. Praying silently that he wouldn't get a parking ticket, Zayne climbed out of the car and looked at the building. Loud music was playing and lights were flashing out of the windows, interchanging from red to purple.
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Sitting on one of the stools, Zayne already had more than enough to drink. Hearing a ding come from his pocket, he pulled it out of his pocket in sort of a daze. 17 missed calls from My Sin 🥰.
Rolling his eyes, he turned his phone onto silent and pushed himself off of the stool, smiling at the bartender while sliding a 50 dollar note onto the table. Zayne strolled over to the stage. Everyone was crowding the centre, and though he was tall as hell, he had to push his way to the front to get sight of the action. What he saw made his mouth gape open.
On the pole stood the most beautiful thing he had seen. The person- or creature- had silky blue fur, and mysterious dark eyes, that he immediately got lost in. It winked at him, and he felt a warmth rise in his chest- or more literally, lower to his abdomen.
The majestic being lowered down onto its knees and grabbed Zayne's chin with its calloused blue hand. "The name's Monster, Cookie Monster- but you can call me CM. Better yet, call me daddy." It whispered in a raspy voice, "And just a fun fact, I love to gobble on cookies."
When Cookie Monster left, Zayne felt coldness on his face where his hand had once been, but immediately warmed up again when another song started playing and CM grabbed the pole. Zayne recognised the song to be Beware by Deftones, one of Sin's favourite songs. He pushed away the thought of his lover, deciding he was too drunk to worry about her.
Watching CM absolutely kill it on the stage, he turned to a girl dressed in a skimpy green dress, and commented, "He can gobble up my cookie anytime." The girl nodded and went back to staring at CM in awe. Zayne did the same.
"My name's Zayne, by the way." He drawled, still facing the pole.
"Hm. I'm Frog."
"Frog, huh. Is it your first time here?" Zayne seemed to be unable to tear his eyes from the stage, and he barely opened his mouth when he spoke.
Frog laughed at Zayne's question. "Ah, no. I've been here since Cookie Monster founded this place. I've never seen anyone pole dance better than him."
"Oh. This is my first time."
She turned to face him with a large grin for a second, before going back to gawking at Cookie Monster. "What a lucky man you are. Cookie Monster gives newcomers a special welcome gift. My legs still shake whenever I think of the day I received it."
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Sin City
Fanfictionim sorry we arent sorry kai isnt sorry but I am nero isnt sorry anymore plesse for ur own good don't read this plese stay innocent don't taint your poor brain I'm literally warning you PLEASEEEEEEEEE leave stayyyyy😹