i just got back home from school and i was feeling depperessed because my mom made me wear a white hat with a orange shirt and a white jacket and skirt and everyone thought i looked like a medicine bottle it was very sad. so anyways i visited my mom's drug factory to come say hi. she didn't say a word to me. I got bored and decided to play inside the boxes. As I was rolling around in the boxes I heard a roll up tape being ripped and the box got dark. I was terrified and I couldn't scream because I was so shocked.
2 days later
I was starving exhausted and I peed 5 times in the box. It smelled rancid in here. Suddenly, all the motion of people picking me up and being flown and driven stopped. I heard a door open, and I heard a "finally! Ooh this is a big ass box"
I must've been shipped finally !!!
I was picked up again and taken inside of a smelly house. I heard the tape open and I was so scared. What if this drug guy was a terrifying dude who will beat me up??
The box opened , I saw a face... of a 12 year old boy???
"WAHT THE HECK?? THIS IDNT ADDERAL?" the boy said
"wh- uh- who are you ? where are your parents?" I asked
"IM 34 YEARS OLD DAMN IT"he yelled
this was the seck seeist man I have ever seen.
"Who are you?" He asked
"I'm y/n-"
"Oh my god this is scary, my name is Neil Sussybaka"
The name sounded familiar, and so did the man.
"NEIL CRBGLECUP? AS IN-"
"Yes I am lemon demon" he said
I WAS DOLD TO LEMON DEMON HIMSELF
YOU ARE READING
SOLD TO NEIL CICIEREGA??????????????????
Non-FictionTHIS IS A JOKE ISTG your mom is a world-famous drug dealer, and while you were playing around in her...factory or whatever, you accidentally got confused as a drug and got shipped! you were found at some guy named neil carcasseater's house and you b...
