"WHAT-"
"listen i know it will come as a shock to you-"
i wanted to kill him right there right now
"I WAS WISHING YOU WERE CONFESSING YOUR LOCE TO ME BUT TURNS OUT YOUR MY FUCKING DAD?"
"wait you what-"
i ran out and slammed the door and tried to run to my moms, then i remembered that i'm in massachusetts and not where i lived, texas 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖
i found a rock and i cried out of agony and tiredness, and i found a horrible realization which made me want to cry even more.
why i was dressed as a pill bottle and got "confused" with a drug
why mom was always so angry lately
why i looked way too much like neil cocacola (which means i think IM hot??????)
i heard someone run up to me
it was nei- my dad!
"hey, i'm sorry, do you wanna come home and act like nothing happened?"
omg yes
YOU ARE READING
SOLD TO NEIL CICIEREGA??????????????????
Kurgu OlmayanTHIS IS A JOKE ISTG your mom is a world-famous drug dealer, and while you were playing around in her...factory or whatever, you accidentally got confused as a drug and got shipped! you were found at some guy named neil carcasseater's house and you b...
