i was kept in the guest room, it's been 2 weeks since i got shipped to neil ciciegringa
he was a very cool guy. he made me nice homo cooked meals, he made lemonade with mint in it everyday, and he drove me around town in his lamborghini with a giant bumper sticker that read "I HONK FOR HOT MOMS (AND TRUCKS)" on the back
then i had a crush on him cuz he was so cool :zany:
i was trying to sleep but neil was always in the other room either producing his taco sex song or he kept blasting brodyquest while crying and saying "how am i gonna tell y/n?" over and over
omg does he like me too arhgahgnangha
1 day later
neil cargotrain called me over to the dinner table to talk to me, i was so excited
"um y/n i need to talk to you" he said
"yes?" i said with a smile
"so uh"
he kept shuffling around
"i am your biological father" he says
HELP WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER MLMFAO
YOU ARE READING
SOLD TO NEIL CICIEREGA??????????????????
No FicciónTHIS IS A JOKE ISTG your mom is a world-famous drug dealer, and while you were playing around in her...factory or whatever, you accidentally got confused as a drug and got shipped! you were found at some guy named neil carcasseater's house and you b...
