(Mainly) A shit Post And Art Book

Incorrect Quotes

A incorrect quotes comp for my characters uwu

Something: I am going to need you to swear-
Echo: Fuck.
Something:
Something: ...swear as in promise

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Echo: Hey besties-
Something: Die.
Echo: What did I do to you-

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Echo: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Something: I'm aware of that.
Echo: But then you and I had some time together.
Something: Uh-huh?
Echo: It did not get better.

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Echo: Strawberry milk doesn't taste like strawberry OR milk.
Something: Go the fuck to sleep Echo.

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Echo: Hold on! I'm having one of those things... a headache with pictures.
Something: What the fuck?
Wolf: They're having an idea

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Echo: Wolf, I'm afraid.
Wolf: Just stay close to Something.
Echo: That's why I'm afraid.

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Echo: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Wolf: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Something: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Wolf: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.

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Something: What's up with Echo? They've been laying on the floor for like....an hour now?
Akro: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Something: Why?
Akro: Wolf smiled at them.

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Wolf: Akro, we're hungry!
Echo: Akro! What's for dinner?
Something: We're hungry, Akro!
Akro, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

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Something: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Akro: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Wolf: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Karo: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Echo: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Karo: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Akro: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Something: Drunk.
Wolf: Wasted.
Echo: Dead.

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Something: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Echo: Several traffic violations.
Akro: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Karo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Wolf: Also, that's not our car.

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Echo: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Karo: It was Akro.
Something: It was Akro.
Wolf: Akro broke it.
Akro:
Akro: ...yOU PROMISED-

Karo: You three, explain right now!
Akro: It was Wolf.
Something: It was Wolf.
Echo: It was Wolf.
Wolf:
Wolf: ...fuck.

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Akro: Did you bring Echo?
Something, gesturing to Karo: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Akro: Karo? The next best thing would be Wolf.
Karo: I would be offended, but Wolf is freakishly strong.

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Echo: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Karo: IT.
Akro: Annabelle.
Wolf: Paranormal Activity.
Something: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Something: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Kevin: ...I did. I broke it.
Something: No. No you didn't. Akro?
Akro: Don't look at me. Look at Echo.
Echo: What?! I didn't break it.
Akro: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Echo: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Akro: Suspicious.
Echo: No, it's not!
Wolf: If it matters, probably not, but Karo was the last one to use it.
Karo: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Wolf: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Karo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Wolf!
Akro: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Something.
Something: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Wolf: Something... Akro's been awfully quiet.
Akro: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Something, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Something: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Something:
Something: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

END!