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Colin:
Hey Linc do you know where Wade went

Lincoln:
1 he's at the store

Lincoln:
2 I'm sitting right next to you so why are we texting

Colin:
Bc I'd rather text than use the strength to talk

Lincoln:
Oh my god I'm dating a bunch of idiots aren't I

Wade:
Hey that's mean

Henry:
He's not wrong though

Colin:
Where'd you go

Henry:
I'm with wade

Colin:
Oh

Colin:
Why are you guys at the store

Henry:
Because someone doesn't have anything in the shower but 3 in 1 soap

Colin:
Oh no

Lincoln:
I barely survived one shower

Henry:
Sadly I didn't and am in my pajamas with greasy hair shopping for proper shampoo and conditioner

Lincoln:
So what's Wade's purpose in being there

Henry:
He just wanted to tag along

Wade:
And I regret it now

Wade:
I keep getting lectured on buying the right products for my hair and taking care of myself and all that shit

Colin:
I mean it is important

Lincoln:
And I don't think I can live through another shower like that

Henry:
Great

Henry:
Everyone agrees we need better soap so let's get going to the shower aisle

Lincoln:
Wait but if you're not in the shower aisle where are you

Wade:
I'm hungry...

Henry:
We've been in the chip aisle for the past ten minutes trying to choose between Doritos and Cheetos

Lincoln:
Cheetos

Colin:
Cheetos

Wade:
But I also like Doritos

Lincoln:
Then get both

Wade:
Oh yeah I could

Wade:
Just like Henry keeps telling me that buying more than one thing is better

Henry:
You have too many snacks already!

Henry:
And I was talking about hair products not food!

Lincoln:
Well you two have fun Colin and I are going to play video games

Colin:
Bye!

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