I am Jungcock - BTS AU Fanfic

episod 2: u know i gay????

did u knoe i am gay? as in same gender sex moment gone wrong bestiality smut xgd 21? as in i hate anyone who is straight because why th e fuck not and i totally only like hot guys because they are hot and are just sex puppets and objects for me to flex my meat wand.

if you don't know... well i just told you, i am gay. and i deserve the same sort of respect and privileges that gey peopel have, even though i am technically nkt truly gay and am just fetishizing gay people but people are too retardeed to notice haha lol sugma

anyways, i was on my way to the School for the Universally Gifted Mathematical Asshats (SUGMA) which is wherre i study, and guess who i met.

no really, guess.

avctually no dont guess because you wouldnt expect this anyway you retarded assh

IT WAS JIMIN JOOMIN MOOMIN COCKING MAN!!?!?!?!?!?!?
NO WAY!?!?!??!?!?@?!

I WAS SHOCK

HE WAS HOT

I ALMOST KISSED HIM AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS SO CUTE HE CALLLED THE POLICE

So anyway, i am a confirmed fugitive. if yu see me on the news don't report because if u do i will shit on your bed and you will have to eat my shit

anyways bye sisters

-ps rip stan lee, he should've STAN LOONA yeeeeeeEEEEEEESXDDGH 28

part 2:
gay people are like so cool, the sooner someone becomes gay, the hotter i think it is. i also have enough hot videos to rival Jared Fogle.

anyways let me tell you the story of how i defeated my kpop hater ex.

so it started like any normal day, what with me using my godly voice to impress my ex.

"JIMHASHANG DEJUMINAO GAO!!"""

"That's not how Korean works."

'i dont care'

'you are misrepresenting korean people

"oh how DARE YOU speak up for the minority!!! let the racial minority do it themselves"

'i am korean'

'no'

'yes'

"you literally look like an average white guy, you have a biit of a belly and yourdick is small, unlike Sugin hes cock is rumored to be 47 feet² in area.'

'this is literally racist

then i pulled his ears off, threw him out the window of our 7 story apartment, and i proceeded to add the torn out ears to my ultra realistic Jimin body plush, complete with a 2 inch hole for penetration purposes. i never wash it cos Jimin plush loves the musky smell of crusted seminal fluids

what the fuck have i just done

so this is the end of chapter 2, as you can see shit got REAL at the end. as usual i do not condone such degenrate shit, its literally illegal.

and also dont harass kpop stans and stans in generral, i have learned from experience on twitr that stans are actually best left alone and conflict should only happen when they barge into places and situations that dont involve then. they could fantasise about sugma shitting on their face or whatever as long as that stuff aint posted under a thread about Astroworld we good boys

also shoutout to spitemushroom for commenting on my story thank you and by