𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝟑𝟐 | 𝐁𝐬𝐝 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐇𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮

⌦𝒞𝒽. 𝟫 𝑀𝒶𝓃𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓇 & 𝒶 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝑜 𝒟𝒶𝓏𝒶𝒾

TW: Mentions of Scuicide  (because it's Dazai-) 

≫ ──── ≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫ ──── ≪

The rest of the week had gone by in a breeze, as it was already Friday. The last day of the week.

Once you, Atsushi, and Iwaizumi had finished english you would all go to the gym to meet up with the volleyball team. It had become a routine for the two of you. Sure, having lunch with Atsushi was nice, but it was good to have a conversation with someone else who was closer to your age.

You and your Partner get sucked into a conversation with the first and second years.

"Hey [y/n], Atsushi, have either of you joined any clubs yet?" Oikawa asks.

You two turn your heads to look at the brunette. "No, we don't plan on Joining a club." Atsushi answers as you nod your head. "Why do you ask?"

"Oh, I uh.. I was wondering if you two would like to join the volleyball club! Y'know, Atsushi could be a middle blocker and you could be the manager of the team..!"

You and Atsushi look at each other and then ponder at Oikawa's request.

"That sounds like a good offer, and we do spend quite some time together as well..." you say.

"How about tomorrow we watch your practice and then decide if we want to join. Is that okay?" Atsushi asks, looking at Oikawa. "You guys do practice on the weekend right?"

"Oh yeah, we're only off on Monday's. But sure! You guys can come tomorrow."

Atsushi nods as the two of you go back to your conversations with the other members.

§.•'¨'°÷•..× _____________________________________ ×,.•'¨'°÷•..§

Classes go by in the blink of an eye seeing as you and Atsushi are now nearing the corner of your house. You take out your keys and unlock the door. You remove your shoes, and walk into the living room.

"We should probably call Dazai-san before it gets too late." you say as you take out your phone. Atsushi nods and you both sit on the couch.

'Suicidal maniac'

You press the contact and put it on the speaker.

Dazai's P.O.V.

I was sitting on my bed looking at my book to see how I could kill my self. Then my phone started ringing, i picked it up and looked at the contact

'owl 🦉'

I pressed accept.

"Hello [y/n]! It's nice to know you called me! I haven't heard from you or Atsushi all week! How have you guys been~?"

2nd Person P.O.V.

You and Atsushi deadpanned at the male.

"We're doing just fine, Dazai-san, but we have a question to ask of you."

"We? Is Atsushi with you as well?"

"Yes. he is right beside me. Back to my question."

"Right! Of course, ask away!"

Breathe in...

.

. .

. . .

Breathe out...

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. .

. . .

"WHY DID YOU MAKE ME AND ATSUSHI HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME?!"

The other line's quiet for a good 30 seconds.

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. .

. . .

"Because you two have a lot of things in common! And you look alike!"

'He can't be serious right now..' you both thought.

"Dazai-san, me and [y/n] look nothing alike, even the people at 'school' were wondering how we're related." Atsushi says.

"Well besides your looks you do have some things in common."

"Oh yeah? Like what?"

"Your abilities allow you to turn into animals!"

.

. .

. . .

"You really think we're just gonna say 'We're kids with supernatural abilities' and everyone believes us?" you retort.

"Well of course no-"

"And it's not like they're gonna believe us when we say we're working for an Agency at our age." Atsushi cuts off the male

"Well actually they probably will, most kids in highschool tend to get a part-time job to make money for themselves."

"Yeah but we work full time, and the agency's all the way in Yokohama."

"Then get a part-time job in Sendai-"

Beep Beep Beep

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. .

. . .

"I'm gonna go take a shower.." you say as you stand up.

Atsushi nods and you walk towards the stairs.

§.•'¨'°÷•..× _____________________________________ ×,.•'¨'°÷•..§

After your shower you walk into your bedroom and look at the calendar hanging on your wall.

Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday|Thursday| Friday | Saturday | Sunday |

⊠            |        ⊠       |              ⊠       |            ⊠     |      ⊠     |         ▢       |     ▢       |

'We don't have school tomorrow.. Maybe we can go back to visit everyone for a little bit..'

You turn off the lights and climb into bed. 

𝐀/𝐍 - 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐈𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐰𝐥 𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐣𝐢 💀 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧! 𝐢𝐟 𝐀𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲?

𝐌𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐨-

𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐰𝐚𝐲, 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐲 / 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞!

- 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫