Connect The Dots (Sheriarty)

Alex Carter?!

Jim -SH

Jim -SH

JAMES MORIARTY -SH

[Deleted] Fuck you -SH

[Deleted] Fuck off, darling. Bit busy at the moment. -JM 

Who is that? -SH

At least tell me his name -SH

[Deleted] So I can murder him -SH

Too dangerous, love -JM

When saying 'love' are you referring to myself or the man you're currently less than three inches away from?! -SH

Have you nothing better to do than constantly pester me? I do what I like, darling. -JM

If you sleep with him, he's dead -SH

He's already dead. Nothing I do will amplify his probability to die.. unless we're going to go above 100% -JM x 

..what? -SH

It's for a client, you doofus. -JM

He's to die tonight -JM 

You didn't think I was actually interested in someone other than you, right? -JM x

Jim, I am not as gullible as John is -SH

Yes, I am aware of that, honey -JM x 

You just underestimate me -JM 

Ooh, he just came back with our drinks. Got your favorite, just to piss you off. He's going to taste you on my lips, Sherly. How does that make you feel? -JM

Also, stop texting me, it's very distracting. -JM 

[Slight delay] What is his last name so I can track down his entire family and torture them to no end? Pretty please, Jim? -SH

Oh, how morally ambiguous of you, Sherly dear. I'm almost proud. -JM x

And, for your information, Alex kisses much better than you do -JM 

Though his eyes aren't as pretty. They're like mine. Disgusting, but manageable. -JM 

You think my eyes are pretty? -SH

Also.. Alex what? Alex plead-for-mercy-before-I-cut-off-your-right-ear? -SH

Yes, and sorry hon, that isn't his name. It's left ear. -JM x 

[Deleted] Your eyes are beautiful, Jim. -SH

He's ordinary, you know that, right? -SH

He will never be what you wish he would be -SH

Oh, and you think you are? -JM
 
I know I am, James. And so do you. -SH

Oh? Well, enlighten me, William. Please excuse as I continue kissing Alex Carter. -JM x 

You need me.. or you're nothing. All the ordinary people, all the goldfish don't compare to what I have for you, Jim. What you have for me. So get the hell up from there before I gather information on every blood relative and friend, close or not, that Alex has ever had the misfortune to converse with and slave them off one by one. -SH

Oh, darling. I love it when you talk dirty to me. -JM

Also, I wasn't lying. I got the information out of him.. it was actually for a client. You may be me, and I you, but if that is the case you're doubting yourself a bit too much. -JM x 

Oh, will you ever forgive me for thinking you were kissing another man when, oh, looky there, you were?! -SH

I'll make it up to you.. ;) -JM xx

Don't even think about it. I have relatives to murder -SH

Sebastian's going to take care of that, come oon, Sherly, the night's young and we're both drunk -JM

Not drunk enough to misspell, it seems -SH

I am above such.. inadequacy. -JM

You sure about that? -SH

Oh, hush. Come back to mine. -JM

Ours. -SH

Whatever -JM

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A/n-- What is it with me and the short chapters lately? I apologize.. but more is on its way, as promised. Here and on Stimulation as well. Have a fantastic day/night, lovelies. 

-Vx