Connect The Dots (Sheriarty)

Bee Gees

Bloody hell, Moriarty. -SH

What? ;) -JM

Your infatuation with me is really getting in the way, now. -SH

Now? The murders were alright? -JM

And I'm not infatuated. -JM

Sorry, I can't hear your denial over the sound of the.. What was it, John? Oh, we're up to the SEVENTH CONSECUTIVE HOUR OF 'Stayin' Alive' playing on FULL BLAST?! -SH

And you so are -SH

If anything, that implies my infatuation with the Bee Gees, not yourself. -JM

The point still stands. -SH

Which is? *innocently flutters eyebrows* -JM

If you're going to play a song full blast in someone else's dwelling, at least make it a good song. -SH

[30 minutes later]

I'm sorry? -SH

[35 minutes later]

But, honestly, they're not even that good. -SH

[An hour later]

Ok, you're not a teenaged girl, James. Stop this now. -SH

[Five days later]

You didn't have to hold Lestrade for ransom. -SH

And John. -SH

And, apparently, Mycroft. -SH

How do you hold the government for ransom? -SH

[Three weeks later]

No cases. But I bet you knew that. -SH

This is all your fault. -SH

I'm going insane. -SH

Mycroft's going to stick me back into rehab because of you. -SH

You are truly evil. -SH

What, because I didn't cause any murders for a long time? -JM

Check yourself, honey. -JM

I did. I'm terribly bored. And there are too many bullets in the wall to count. -SH

The neighbors complained, -SH

Mycroft took my gun away. -SH

Of course that had to be the day you came over. Ha, ha. -SH

You are so petty. -SH

Just apologize, dearest, and all will be well. -JM

I'm sorry. -SH

Now give me back my riding crop. -SH

Can't. I gave it to Irene. -JM

Of course you did. -SH

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A/N- I love writing this; it's so much fun.

Too bad no one's reading it.

Ah well.

Till next time,

-V x