Connect The Dots (Sheriarty)

Fractured Dawn

Where are you? -SH

What ever do you mean, dearest? -JM x 

I mean your flat is empty, and Sebastian said you were out. -SH

[Deleted] Are you alright? I missed you. -SH

Can't tell you. -JM x

Why not? With a client? -SH

I know work interferes sometimes, you don't have to give specifics. -SH

I'm.. at the library. -JM 

What? -SH

I liked the librarian, why would you have to kill her? -SH

Yeah, she's sleeping with the butcher, but beyond that she's innocent. -SH

Oh, darling, I'm not here to kill anyone. -JM

Of course you aren't. -SH

You wound me. I'm here to check out some books. -JM

Consulting criminal spotted in the romance section of the local library. Don't leave any fingerprints. -SH

If you're implying that I'm going to check out Twilight, I'm not. -JM

'Fracturing Dawn,' was it called? -SH

[Deleted] I absolutely adore you, Sherlock. I love you.. so much. -JM

It's Breaking Dawn, honey. -JM x

Same thing. -SH

Oh, and by the way, the werewolf imprints on Belle's daughter. -SH

Ok, one- her name's Bella, and two, WILLIAM SHEROCK SCOTT HOLMES YOU ABSOLUTE AND UTTER BASTARD! -JM

I'm ignoring you now. Don't bother talking to me. Spoiler. -JM

Jim? -SH

What did I do? -SH

[Deleted] I'm.. sorry. -SH

What ever it is I did, I'm sure you can overcome it without pouting like a child. -SH

[One Month Later]

James Moriarty, it has been over 30 days without a single crime! -SH

Isn't this enough? -SH

[Deleted] I still love you, though. -SH

[Deleted]Haven't you wounded me enough? -SH

John. Urgent. -SH

What? What is it? -JW

It's.. it's Jim. -JW

I told you not to converse with that psycho. How badly are you hurt? -JW

Do you need me to call an ambulance? -JW

Oh, god, Sherlock.. did he rape you?! -JW

SHERLOCK! -JW

No, no John, it's nothing like that. -SH

In fact, it's nothing like that at all. -SH

Oh, thank god. -JW

What is it? If it's relationship advice, please excuse me as I gag. -JW

Ha, ha. He's ignoring me because I spoiled Fracturing Dawn for him. -SH

Breaking Dawn? The psychopath reads that garbage?! -JW

Careful, he may be listening in on this. -SH

No he's not, you liar. (Mary) -JW

But why is he ignoring me?! There hasn't been a case for a month! -SH

The suspense and feeling behind the story, what you feel when you read it, not knowing what happens next.. you ruined that for him. (Mary) -JW

Where's John, Mary? -SH

Throwing up. He's so mature, I know. (Mary) -JW

How do you deal with him? -SH

How did you? (Mary) -JW

Thanks, Mary. How do I fix it? -SH

Take him to the movie. Premiere night. (Mary) -JW

Good god. -SH

Sometimes I can't stand your advice. No offense. -SH

None taken. (Mary) -JW