September 10
Darling. -JM
You look great with a gun in your hand, you know. -JM
Speaking of which, congrats on your first murder. -JM
Really? Thought you'd reply to that. I know it wasn't your first. -JM
September 11
Almost shot John's baby today. -JM
It's disgusting. -JM
I hate babies. -JM
So do you, apparently. -JM
You're right, they are evil. -JM
And not even the good type of evil. Not even my evil. Magnussen evil. -JM
Namely, disgusting and rude. -JM
And selfish. -JM
Installed cameras there so I can see just what you're doing with that baby. -JM
What a pity you have to babysit him. -JM
You're dull. -JM
I know you read these. Respond. -JM
September 14
Finally, a case. Woo hoo! -JM
Would you like to know who did it? -JM
I'll give you a hint-- he's sexy. -JM
No, no, move to the left a bit more. I can only see Hamish and a bit of your face.
You twat! -JM
You insufferable prick!.. wait, what? -JM
You're bringing the baby with you? -JM
What the hell are you thinking?! -JM
You monster! -JM
Hypocrite. -SH
No, no, this is ten times worse. I would never do that to an innocent child. -JM
Your brother. -SH
He doesn't count; he tried to steal my Legos! -JM
You tried to steal his Legos; you got mad when he told on you. -SH
At least I'm not taking him on a case. -JM
[20 minutes later]
A baby thwarted my plans. -JM
An infant! JM
I hate you. -JM
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Connect The Dots (Sheriarty)
FanfictionSheriarty texts; I saw other stories based on this and fell in love. Going to try it for myself, see how well I do. Short thing, nothing major.