A Baby!

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September 10

Darling. -JM

You look great with a gun in your hand, you know. -JM

Speaking of which, congrats on your first murder. -JM

Really? Thought you'd reply to that. I know it wasn't your first. -JM

September 11

Almost shot John's baby today. -JM

It's disgusting. -JM

I hate babies. -JM

So do you, apparently. -JM

You're right, they are evil. -JM

And not even the good type of evil. Not even my evil. Magnussen evil. -JM

Namely, disgusting and rude. -JM

And selfish. -JM

Installed cameras there so I can see just what you're doing with that baby. -JM

What a pity you have to babysit him. -JM

You're dull. -JM

I know you read these. Respond. -JM

September 14

Finally, a case. Woo hoo! -JM

Would you like to know who did it? -JM

I'll give you a hint-- he's sexy. -JM

No, no, move to the left a bit more. I can only see Hamish and a bit of your face.

You twat! -JM

You insufferable prick!.. wait, what? -JM

You're bringing the baby with you? -JM

What the hell are you thinking?! -JM

You monster! -JM

Hypocrite. -SH

No, no, this is ten times worse. I would never do that to an innocent child. -JM

Your brother. -SH

He doesn't count; he tried to steal my Legos! -JM

You tried to steal his Legos; you got mad when he told on you. -SH

At least I'm not taking him on a case. -JM

[20 minutes later]

A baby thwarted my plans. -JM

An infant! JM

I hate you. -JM

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