I never asked for this [diabolik lovers]

who's mom names them after a car brand? oh wait your mom clearly

I placed Aayato on a chair as Reiji stared at us in surprise. I mean who wouldn't be surprised seeing the girl who kneed a guy in his balls help him walk after. Aayato gives a small nod in thanks then frowns as he looks away. I plopped down on a couch with my arms resting on the top of the couch. I slouched down on the couch noticing how comfy it was as a smile graces my face. A nap really sounds good right now.

"Now for the sake of formality let's begin," wow, straight to the point. "Why don't you tell us about yourself and how you came to enter this house."

This really ticks me off, he's so strict and probably can't even take a joke. I really hope he relaxes later or I'm going to be the death of this man with my sarcasm and dark humor.

"Well so, I was in this car ride and the driver told me this was my stop. And the letter said I was supposed to be here and all, so I knocked but no one opened then the door kind of just opened on its own." I said with an innocent look and a shrug. "So I just, I don't know, hanged around here."

"Where were you hanging around?" Reiji questioned with his arms crossed expecting an answer. This was my chance, my only opportunity and I won't miss it.

"The ceiling."

God the dark jokes are the best as Reiji's eyes narrowed in annoyance while he put his hand to the bridge of his nose. I think he just realized how much of a pain in that ass I'm going to be.

I see Aayato has a small smile, but is trying to hide it. I also heard a bark of laughter come from the second floor as I gave a lazy glance up.

"Well what do we have here?" A smooth voice. I smiled knowing the fact that at least some people appreciated my jokes. I raised my hand and flicked it up to make a small gesture of "hey" the man smiled at my gesture, but I'll be honest, that smile was not comforting. The man had fiery orange hair with a black fedora on his head while wearing a coat that was lined with fur on the hood. He too also had green eyes like Aayato. This man obviously wasn't a watermelon like Aayato, so I would say he's more like an orange...

"Could it be that a cute little human girl has decided to pay us a visit?"

My eye twitched a little when he said cute, but I'm completely aware of the situation I'm in and I'm far from the appearance I used to have. I suddenly feel a presence next to me as I feel a warm and saliva covered tongue touch it's my cheek I nearly gagged and hurled. So instead of reacting, a stone-like expression covered my face as I sat there with no reaction. Because of that, I'm also completely aware of the presence behind me. I have to plan this out correctly if I want to show them who's boss around here.

"My you smell so sweet and your skin taste delicious." He purred into my ear as I wanting to go puke only grew. This is exactly why I was never in a relationship in my last life. I mean I'm flattered that I smell nice, but ew licking me was gross. Like who knows where your mouth has been and what bacteria is in there. I glanced at the orange haired man with a unamused look on my face as I felt the presence behind me bend down.

"Please let me have a lick too." I didn't even have time to respond as I felt a warm tongue touch my ear. Ew not the ear, how does a guy stand to do that. The ears are probably nasty with all its ear wax, and you lick it. Yuck, I can never understand men.

"You're right she does taste sweet." The man behind me chimed. I have no intentions now on knowing who's behind me as I feel Reiji and Aayato stare at me. I put on an extremely fake smile then lash out my hands to both of the guys ears and yank them down to my length. They both let out a small yelp as I growl with a closed eye smile.

"Listen here, do that one for time and I'll personally shove your head down a toilet." I say in a low voice as I yank even harder on their ears. They orange hair seems to react faster as he reached out to grab my arm to get me to let go, but instead I let go of the one behind me then yank the orange haired one so hard he stumbles off the couch as I grab his head with both my hand and smashed his face into my knee. If I had the strength of this little girl's body I could never do this, but since I still have my old strength, this would hurt like a bitch. The orange haired one fell to the ground as I grabbed the back of his jacket and threw him back onto the couch. I finally had time to turn around now to see the one who licked my ear. He had purple hair like Reiji, with eye bags under his eyes as he hugged a teddy bear with an eyepatch. Cute. I give a warning look to the purple haired boy as he gives a small nod in understanding. I once again feel guilty then I stick out my hand like I did with Aayato.