I never asked for this [diabolik lovers]

spooky spooky, haunted house here i come

I jogged down the dark unlit halls while inspecting the furniture and marble pillars I passed, being slightly impressed at the quality of it. It must've been expensive so these guys are probably spoiled and rich. I soon turned a hall seeing tables full of delicious sweet treats then slowed into a walk. I let out a low whistle at how well they were made. Not only did they look appetizing with its vibrant colors, the sweet aroma made my mouth water. I would probably grab from the table and shove my mouth full of sweets like a chipmunk, but it probably would not be smart to do it while a vampire is right there.

Purple hair, eye bags under lilac eyes. The iconic eye batch bear, yeah it was no doubt Kanato. I did a pained grin and turned my head to him being caught red handed drooling over the food.

"Can I take one?" I squeak with puppy eyes begging for the food. Kanato's eager expression of bloodlust quickly fell as confusion painted over. Yeah great idea, while trying to run from these guys you go and beg one of them for food instead of running.

Kanato only blinks at me a couple of times probably seeing if this was real or something. His answer was taking too long, so I threw my hand out and snatched a macaron from the small tower. I jogged off from Kanato giving a wave with the macaron in my mouth.

"Thanks man." I shouted back as I saw him grow smaller as I jogged off. I grabbed the now salvia soaked macaron as I looked at it in disgust. Let's just say it was not a delicious delicacy anymore. I eyed it's pink shell and did a small shrug and chucked it into my mouth.

It gave a crunch in my mouth as I chewed for a bit tasting the strawberry flavored creme that was between the shells. It was surprisingly good, and I was pretty tempted to go run back and grab another. I shook my head in disappointment knowing already that I would have higher chances calling through a broken flip phone than actually being able to go back and get more macarons.

Glancing around the halls I noticed no one was around making the halls seem larger than they were. I slowed into a walking pace as I spotted an old fashioned telephone. Maybe I can seem fancy and carry it everywhere I go.

I snatched up the whole telephone while putting in the familiar numbers of the vampire hunter organization I worked for. That organization was also known as Hellsing and was honestly kind of ironic with the fact their best hunter was the vampire Alacurd.

I take the phone and pull it up to my ear after putting the numbers in only to realize the line was cut. The fuck? Who the hell keeps broken artifacts in a nice ass mansion? Like I'm really starting to get the idea these guys are a bunch of hoarding little rats.

"I told you that you wouldn't be needing a phone during your time here with us." Dammit it's Laito, how do I know you may ask. It's simple really, what other vampire in this household has a sultry voice and sounds like they're trying to purr every time they speak, but is failing every time. There's only one person that can pull off that voice, and it's definitely not Laito. It's Hisoka. Let's be honest he has a nice voice and can pull off that type of seductive voicing because it just makes sense.

"You're probably right," No shit, they can just teleport or whatever to wherever they want for communication. However, I'm not like that so that means I have to walk everywhere to talk. I'm lazy so that's a pretty big issue right there. "But what if I want to talk to you, but you're far away as hell in this huge place. Like what am I supposed to do, tell across the house like an old lady?" I snarked while throwing my arms out expecting an answer.

Like to be fair, this is a legitimate question with the fact there is no way to communicate with them other than talking. Like what if I get my dumbass kidnapped, do I just sit there and hope you all will find me before I get shipped out the the black market or something?