I never asked for this [diabolik lovers]

i'm doing great, thank you so much for not asking

Yui's new uniform is kinda like this, except her jacket is longer and larger. And she normally doesn't zip up her jacket.

Can somebody please explain why I feel like melted shit, that was left out in the sun to be an even larger mess than before? I cracked my eyes open feeling the eye crusties crunch as my eyelids moved. At first it was just a blurred pink mess, then it finally cleared like a camera focusing on its target. I rubbed my eyes as the harsh light hit my eyes making my world spin, I felt the eye crusties peel off my lips as I just sighed. What a crusty rat I was at the current moment. Laying on my back like a corpse in a casket I inspected my surroundings only to regret even waking up. Why in the world am I this pink fluffy hell hole? Is this my punishment in hell?

I slowly propped my body up with a groan feeling several joints pop. I raised my arms above my head and gave a good stretch. I winced feeling my muscles ache like never before making me furrow my brows. Why would they hurt so much? Oh it was yesterday wasn't it? Where I ran all over the place, gave several beatings, figured out the original owner of this body was adopted, and then collapsed with this horrible trying to remember. Remember what though? I slouched at the idea of having to dig through my memories that would probably lead to another collapse. You know what I'll just save that for after I'm actually awake, not just half awake. I grabbed the blanket I was under earlier and wrapped it around my body. This is the beginning of my formation of a burrito, after I become one with the burrito I won't have any worries in life except just existing. I flop down with a small bounce then roll around the bed groaning about all the shit I'm about to do when I'm awake.

"Rolling around won't help you little mouse." I freeze hearing Laito's purring voice after waking up. Maybe if I close my eyes this will all be a dream, it's too early for this bull crap he's going to bother me with. I feel Laito's body weight on the edge of the bed lean closer to me as laid face first in a blanket burrito. "You look so adorable all curled up cowering away from me." He remarked as I sat up at that comment. Of course I was facing the wrong way when I sat up, so I could waddle over to him with my blanket over my head while holding the blanket around my body. I gave him a deadpan as I tried waddling my way over to him on my knees. Seems someone needs a slap across the face right after disturbing me while I was waking me up.

"You give off such a delicious aroma as well. Are you trying to come on to me..." Laito hummed as he directed to my waddling form. Does he think I'm trying to seduce him by waddling to him as a burrito?

I raised a single brow, then sighed which caused my form to shrink. I was face to face with him while an icy anger boiled beneath my skin.

"Are you sure you aren't delusional? I'm an actual clown right now, so I don't know what you mean by coming onto you." I croaked with my dry voice. Wait, that sounds so wrong. Is there any way to go back in time and take back what I said? I'm just going to hope he doesn't notice what I said.

Laito gives a grin while I see him put his hands down on the bed and shift his weight towards me. One hand followed the other he started closing the distance between us, so I nervously started sweating in my blanket and started backing up away from him. Out of instinct when he got inches from my face my hand flew by itself. The palm of my hand burned red, but not as red compared to the hand mark on Laito's stunned face.

"Oops, my hand slipped." I explained with a fake smile, you know that fake smile Sai would do in Naruto. Laito's shocked face never moved and it seemed that look was engraved onto his face like a statue. I hear a familiar laugh come from a familiar watermelon head. Oh the joys, there's another one here.

I groaned then slowly moved my head to see a possessive watermelon smiling at me with his canines on display. I wonder what's got him smiling right off the bat at the beginning of the day. Is it perhaps the fact the person he hated just died, he won the lottery, or the fact that his meal is still intact?  I felt Aayato's weight sink into the bed making me scoot backwards because of the fact there's two men on the bed.