I never asked for this [diabolik lovers]

ah cranberry juice, doesn't that help for down ther-

Oh yeah here's Yui's hair. And yes this is Tanya from saga of Tanya the evil. We love ourselves a chaotic child.

The car ride so far has the ratings -69 out of 10. Yeah, it's been pretty shit because you would expect them to be talking or arguing how siblings were, but no they just had to be sitting there awkwardly. I mean honestly what's going through their head half the time?

I stared out the window seeing the dark sky become littered with bright stars that could not outshine the moon. The eerie silence created an atmosphere where the tension could basically be cut by a knife. I brought up my legs and crossed them feeling a few eye's avert towards my form. What would happen if I suddenly started cursing like a mad man right now? Would they end my misery right where I sat? I mean I wouldn't mind, but I guess I have to stay alive for the sake of the reason I was sent here.

I decide to shift my attention and stare at the six siblings in front of me. So what I don't get is that if they're all "siblings" why don't they look like each other? Like please did this dad just adopt six kids and say, "here's a house, you're my kids now."? These kids had zero matching attributes compared to each other except the fact they're all sadistic motherfuckers. I inspect every sibling's features making sure to memorize every attribute so I can distinguish them in horrible situations. I see a familiar red head pop into my view with his green eyes boring into me. You know what, I take back when I said the car ride was bad. I think it just got ten times worse, so I just smile with pained eyes.

"What's on your mind, Pancake?" I heard him chime with a grin as my dazed painful expression dropped. I glance over to him with curious eyes then put on an innocent expression of confusion. If I want to keep them from being suspicious from the fact I'm wearing a weapon that could screw them over so I have to act innocent. Just not too innocent or it'll look like I'm hiding something. I mean technically I am, but it would be pretty stupid to look like a bad liar.

"You have a lot of guts to defy Yours Truly." Aayato mentioned as I stared at him like he spoke a different language. Exactly, what is he talking about? Like which time is he talking about? There's probably been over four times where I've done something to piss him off. So he kind of needs to specify for me which one he's talking about.

"Which time are you talking about?" I question to clarify the topic we're talking about. I see him deflate like a balloon at my question while I just continue smiling. I fiddle with my fingers in my large sleeves waiting for his answer while folding the dishes. So if you don't understand that sentence I just said, it basically means I did nothing while I waited for his damn answer. Like sir? Sir? Sir? Are you there? (quackity's iconic voice crack)

"Tch, I'm talking about this morning. Pancake." Ayaato pointed out as my mouth gaped. Oh, we're going to pretend none of that happened in the first place with Laito and him. Alsp, go back a sec. I swear to god, why does he keep on calling me that damn name. I hope he realizes that he isn't funny, but in reality just annoying.

"Can you stop calling me that dumb name!" I snap at him while grabbing his collar to bring him down to my height. I see a smile form on that damn beautiful face of his as I realized I just fucked up. I feel him lean in and breathe down my neck as I shiver at the contact. I shove him away from me as he laughs at my flustered form. I bring a hand up and grip my necklace and count down from ten. Calm down, I need to calm down before I start a brawl in the car. And this car is nice, I can't imagine the fortune it must've cost. With my wallet now, I most likely cannot pay up the damage I would cause.

"Seems you enjoyed that, Pancake." Aayato snickered from my reaction as I cracked my head towards his form. I cracked my knuckles and then tightened my grip to form a fist. I raised my arm and went in for a clean punch until I  heard a book slam close.

"Aayato, how  many times must I tell you? Take your activities to your room." Reiji demanded as I froze at his words. Those same crazy words from yesterday. When he said activities, what exactly does he mean? Is he talking about the mosquito blood sucking, or the stuff past the blood sucking, the uh devils tango... I blink twice and erase that thought from my memories. Unfortunately erasing it wasn't as easy as I thought, making my face explode red.  Aayato takes quick notice and grabs my face softly.

His cold fingers contrasted from my blazing hot red face making me want to shiver. God damn where has his hands been? The north pole sounds like a reasonable answer. I slap his hand away then look at Reiji pull out a juice box. Does he think I'm a kid of some sort?

"As for you," he hands me the red juice box as I inspect it's contents. It's not apple juice, I can tell. I flip it back over and finally notice the red fruits in the picture in the front as my eyes pop out. "100% cranberry juice is the best cure for weak blood." Reiji explained as my insides churned at the view. I mean no offense, but cranberry juice  is some nastsy shit. I'm flattered that he would even think through my body's petite form and the relation to my blood, but I might puke before even swallowing it. 

I've tried cranberry juice in my last life, and let's just say it's not my thing. In short these girls were talking about how cranberry juice helps down there when you're doing the shabang thang. So they offered me some, and I gagged so hard I threw up my whole breakfast at work. Not great memories.

I realized I was staring at the juice box with fear and Reiji seemed to watch every movement of mine.

"O-oh, thanks for the juice..." I drifted in slight disgust then put on the best smile I could for my thanks. Okay that smile wasn't a good smile, but at least I tried. A for effort I  guess. I saw Reiji's intense stare lift then gave me a stink eye.

"You need not to thank me, you must be fully aware that you are our prey and drink that daily." He ordered with a sharp look in his eye. Way to ruin the mood man. And did he say daily? Not in my life. I'm going to be vomiting for days at this rate.

"Dude, just accept my thanks. You didn't have to ruin my mood like that." I scoff then turn away while stabbing my juice box with a straw. I saw the sour red liquid gurgle its way through the straw as I regret my decision on dying earlier when I had the opportunities. I close my eyes and feel the empty void float my body to hell, while bile rises through my throat.

"Her body's trembling in disgust. Teddy, when mortals feel strong emotions, they reflect it with their behavior. It's funny, so have a good look." Kanato mused while holding out his bear as I was shot out of my trance. Excuse me-

Can this boy not process human emotions and reactions to them? Like one more remark like that and I'll drop kick him, to fucking Canada. Okay so maybe they understand humans, but can they not process proper emotions correctly? Are they unable to define happiness from anger, love from hate? Just the hell made these kids like this?

"That's common sense boy, are you unable to understand emotions? Or did something happen to you that caused you to be unable to define love from hate, anger from happiness?" I questioned in frustration, but regretted saying what I did the moment it came out of my mouth. Anything could have happened to these kids, and I have zero idea what they went through.

"Watch what you say mortal, you haven't walked in our shoes." I'm not sure who said it, but all I felt was a tinge of regret. At least I know they had something to cause them to be like this, it all comes down to the point of how bad it really was.

The rest of the ride was more than unbearably uncomfortable. After that I said the mood was clearly sour, and my presence was the source of it.

I glanced out the window and saw a bright ocean of lights engulf my vision. I blinked a couple of times in awe seeing the fairytale-like building blaze brightly with life. It was basically a dream school I would dream of having after reading and watching Harry Potter. I squished my face against the window wanting to get a closer look at the school while I felt a tug in my heart. My childhood has been completed *sniff sniff*.