Apart from the fact that I am dying I have come to realise that the guy in the corsa may want to check if I'm ok. What a neek. I better die quicker. Unfortunately my legs are so broken I can't walk to the window and become one with the pavement via gravity. How infuriating. But my cat! José! How could I leave my cat without anyone to look after him? José should never succumb to dying of malnutrition. What greatly embarrassing way to die for a feline as superior as he! I mustn't waste such raw talent and skill. New plan: Escape! I can't simply walk out the front door. Both of my legs are broken and I am dying. I am going to have to steal a wheelchair. It shouldn't be massively difficult... Candy from a baby right?
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HumorI am not going to say too much about this story because that would spoil it. All I am going to say is that I am unfathomably hilarious.
