Flicker on Crack (the Wattpad version) 4: Possibly the finale

Mmm tasty

Carlos: Wisten hewe mister, down't get any ideas, ah'm pewfectwy fine and my mentaw heawth is vewy stabwe!

Nikolai: Carlos, you're in the ER because you swallowed your pocket knife.

Carlos: Ah have anothew and ah'w do it again!