Thomas: So um... hello everyone.
Every Flicker character who's ever been in the crack book series:
Thomas: I'm here to finish off the series as I was the first character ever used-
Alex: Hey, I was in the first quote too!
Thomas: Yeah but you had the second line and you're my ex! I am NOT discussing this with you.
Bailey: I had the first line on the second book!
Ash: Actually, it was the person who broke into your house on that one.
Dashawn: I was first on the third!
Dvir: No one cares about the third, and plus, the joke you made hurt my comprehension system.
Dashawn: Dude, at least just say your brain
Jackson: I got first dibs on this one!
Jean-Claude: And you used it to insult me!
Jackson: To be fair, calling you an asshole at the time would've been an understatement.
Charlie: ...I um... I got first on the OC edit-
Everyone: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT!
Charlie: Oh ok.
Thomas: Alright, fine! If we can't decide from first, how about we decide on how funny we were.
Austin: H-
Trey: Austin, I know you're not about to talk about your humor, you were drunk the entire time!
Austin: I was NOT!
Jojo: Yeah, well the only time you were sober was when I caught you getting railed by Trey in the school's locker room!
Austin: IT'S NOT GAY IF YOU'RE WEARING SOCKS!
Jojo: THE ONLY THING YOU WERE WEARING WAS YOUR HAT!
Mason: Sorry Austin, I have to agree with Mr. Siwa on this one.
Jojo: DID YOU JUST-
Austin: MASON YOU WERE HIGH HALF THE TIME!
Marley: True that.
Mason: Now listen-
Marley: AND your most sober moment was when you used my credit card for Pornhub Premium!
Mason: That was two years Mar, I am a changed man.
Marley: Only because that quote got weird people in our comment section.
Marley: You know who you are you weirdos.
Carlos: Sorry to intewupt, but my roommate status is WAY worse than any of yours.
Marley: And that makes it funnier because..?
Joshua: First of all, rude, second of all, Nikolai and I aren't that bad.
Carlos: Not only do I have to tolerate you two gay fucks every night, but I have to deal with the Gacha community constantly whitewashing me!
Qasim: Hey! Who let you into the multiverse?! You're not supposed to know about all those horrible things!
Carlos: I let myself in motherfucker, and for the record, I saw you shirtless for several months.
Qasim: I STASHED THAT AWAY IN A BLACK HOLE FOR A REASON!
Alicia: Ahem, can we get back on track? If we're counting on the funniest then obviously the ultimate cottage core lesbians are what the fans want.
Annie: Hate to break it to ya shuga', but we haven't had a chapter to ourselves for months.
YOU ARE READING
Flicker on Crack (the Wattpad version) 4: Possibly the finale
HumorMmmmm ok welp Go read the other 3 crack books + the OC one if you haven't already
