Chapter 3

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The store worker doesn't know what Bob is talking about

Shin Nagasaki: I have no idea what you're talking about kid
Bob: Wow, u aren't as nice as Jake from State Farm
Shin Nagasaki: What is State Farm?
Bob: Uhh, an insurance company
Shin Nagasaki: This is a supermarket kid, not an insurance company
Bob: Jake from State Farm opened a market
Shin Nagasaki: Take your safe and get out of my market

Bob puts the smirk in the safe and walks home to his apartment

A man named Garou is on the street hunting for strong opponents
Garou: There has to be some wannabe fighter out here!

Someone named Saitama is walking home with groceries while wearing a wig
he runs into cheese sticks 1 through 10

Cheese Stick 6 tries to rob Saitama
Saitama: Are you trying to rob me?
Saitama: NORMAL PUNCH
The punch goes right through Cheese Stick 6, killing him
Saitama: THE REST OF YOU ARE GONNA COME WITH ME, YOU GOT THAT?
The cheese sticks follow Saitama

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