"You died."
"Tell me something I don't know."
"How are you this calm about death!?"
"I was already sick. Really wanted that special item from the event and stayed up for three days grinding for it. I knew that if I go for another day, I'll die." You nonchalantly answer, looking around.
"If you knew about the consequences, why didn't you stop?" He asked with intrigue.
"I was already too far back. I knew that if I stopped right there, I will still be ill... better painlessly die than suffer throughout."
"You are weird... his creations are weird."
"His? You're god, right? Aren't we supposed to be your creation?"
"What makes you say that I'm god?"
"I'm dead. Who am I supposed to be talking to?... If you're not god, then that would mean you're the devil."
"I am not the devil!"
"Then you are god!"
"Alright, fine! I am a god! But I'm not your god."
"How?"
"I requested your soul from him."
"How did he react?"
"He said yes- Wait- Why are you so calm about this!? You're talking about gods and deities that are being proven real right in front of you!?"
"I'm dead! What am I supposed to do with that knowledge?"
"So, he said yes? So who is the real god on my planet?"
"That's confidential."
"Okay... why did you take me, is this some isekai thing or what?"
"It is an isekai thing."
"Really? Wait? Why do you look like a Japanese guy that owns a company? This isn't some prank tv show, right? I'm dead, right?"
"No, this isn't a prank tv show."
"It looks like it is. It's pitch black in here. I feel like the lights are going to open and see an audience laughing at me."
The light suddenly surrounds the whole area. You are in some kind of heaven.
"This is a reality tv show..."
"You are literally standing on a cloud. how could you think that!"
You point to the left. The god stared in that direction and saw a couple of people seated there, laughing at the interaction.
"I forgot they were there..."
"Who are they? fellow deities?"
"No. Those people are my assistants. They help me manage this world."
"Assistants? Angels would've been more appealing."
"You wouldn't be saying that if you actually saw what the angels looked like in your world."
"Okay... what's your name? I'm sure a god has one."
"I'm Motoaki Tanigo."
"Suspiciously Japanese-sounding name... are you sure this isn't a reality tv show?"
"Why did I pick you?... And if this was a reality tv show, do you think the host will tell you if it is!?"
"I'm just testing. Is it?"
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