Chaper one: Levi's Dare Complex

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Hi! Eren here! Before you get too deep into this I would just like to warn you about Levi's *ahem* problem with dares. If you tell him that he's too short or not tough enough to do something, he will do it. No matter what. It could be as extreme as killing a man and he might do it. God I hope I'm never proven right on that one.

Like one time we were at Armin's house and we were on the second story balcony and Sasha, the genius she is tells Levi, "I bet you're too chicken to do a backflip off the balcony." And guess what my moron does, he does a backflip off the balcony. Shocker. Don't get me wrong it was pretty amazing and he stuck the landing, we were all very impressed. Until we found out three hours later in the ER that he broke his foot. Freaking genius.

When my mom drove him home and he was getting out of the car, crutches and all I asked him if he learned not to take every dare he gets, all he said was "Think about what you just asked me Jaeger. Does that really sound like me?"

Yep. He's an idiot sometimes, but he's my idiot

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