Lazer tag

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Damn I just got a hate comment from someone saying how terrible my spelling is BSHAJAKAK

ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE IM STILL LEARNING BITS AND BOBS OF IT PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ANY MISTAKES I MIGHT AND WILL MAKE

Anyway this is like an apology for the last one because it was kind of sad 🙄

ALSO THIS IS A MODERN AU SO NO VISIONS

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"I can't believe you're both this childish" Diluc squeezed the bridge of his nose, refering to a certain blue haired male and an excitable girl

"I have to agree with you there" Albedo shook his head while smiling, watching you and Kaeya converse about what you both were going to do today

"We could get food? Or! Or! We could go to the fair! OR-" You were cut off with a hand covering your mouth

"Lazer tag." Kaeya said stoically as he pointed to the big building

"..." You were silent before turning to Albedo and Diluc "Please can we go..?" You held your hands out in a praying motion while closing your eyes

"You act like a child sometimes, Y/n" Albedo patted the top of your head

"I could call you daddy if that's what you're implying" you smirked while Kaeya stiffled a laugh and Diluc slapping him across the head

Albedo coughed while stroking down his jacket "let's just go" he answered quietly

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"I'm on Kaeya's team!" "I'm on Y/N's team!" You and Kaeya both said simultaneously

"That's fine with me" Diluc shuddered at the thought of having to work with his brother

"Mhm, fine with me too" Albedo smiled lightly, already plotting what he was going to do

"We'll be on red team then" Diluc said, getting the light up vest on, Albedo soon following suit

"Fine by me!" You said, putting on the blue vest and shoving the other one towards Kaeya

"Hello everyone! I'm Xinyan and I'll give you a rundown of the rules!" A beautiful girl made her way over to you all "firstly, no violence! We don't want to clean that sh- ah ahem, stuff up" she blushed a bit

After hearing the rules, Xinyan led you all to your places

"When the buzzer goes, then you can both start shooting!" She said, giving you both a wink and a salute then haistly making her way out

"Do you have a plan?" You asked Kaeya, him shaking his head in the dim area

"Shoot." Was the only thing he said before the buzzer went, you both running towards where Diluc and Albedo were situated

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"You got a plan?" Diluc asked, walking calmly with Albedo

"You go for Kaeya, I know you have alot of pent up anger so go crazy on him, I'll go for Y/n" he said, glancing up at Diluc to see him slightly smirking

"That's fine by me"

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"Why's this place so damn big?" You whined, your arms that were holding the laser shooter started to grow tired

"Shut your whining, idiot, keep moving" Kaeya, who was already tired of you, scolded

"Let's split up"

"What?"

"I said, let's split up, I can't deal with you anymore"

Unknowing to you and Kaeya, Diluc was listening in from around a corner

"Fine, I'll go after Albedo then" you said and ran off

"Perfect" Diluc whispered to himself

Kaeya walked around the corner with his eyes closed as he stretched

'pew!'

"What the- AH YOU LITTLE SHIT!" Kaeya threw his hands up in the air annoyed

"Player Kaeya is out!" A woman's voice sounded out throughout the arena

"Goddammit Kaeya" you sighed, continuing your search for Albedo and now Diluc

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As you walked silently through the maze of padded walls you started to get bored

"I give up" you sighed as you stretched

You heard a noise behind you and quickly turned and shot, only for you to hit Diluc right smack dab in the chest

"What the- how?!" He questioned, confused on how fast your reflexes were

"Player Diluc is out! It's now a 1v1!" The same voice played over the system

"HA!" You cheered victoriously as you stuck your middle finger up at Diluc "BITCH!"

Diluc only sighed at your childish antics "whatever, Albedo's going to get you" he huffed as he walked away

Having a 1v1 was way more exciting than 1v2 because you actually had a chance at winning

You started jogging around the place while trying to find Albedo when finally

"Hello, Y/n" a voice was heard behind you

"Don't shoot!" You put your hands up, walking backwards

With every step you took, Albedo took a step forward, until you were backed up against the foam-padded wall

As Albedo got closer, a smirk was more prominent on his face

"Love you" he said, standing infront of you

"What's with this all of a sudden? What are you- hmnf!" You were cut off with a kiss

'pew!'

"Gotcha"

'Player Y/n is out! Albedo wins!' the women shouted into the mic, obviously enjoying herself way too much

"Sorry" was the only thing Albedo said as he winked and walked away

"OI! THAT WASN'T FAIR IDIOT!!"

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My humor is so broken I thought of writing 'among' in this and my brain immediately went to that deep voice that says 'amogus' help

Anyway this was kind of like a redemption chapter so lol

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