Today was a good day.
Eric's mama, Dione finally married her crush, Luther Vandross after being together for about a month. Dione always thought that she could never find true love again after Eric's father cheated on her with a man, but when it came to hard-boiled faced Luther, nobody couldn't tell her any different.
Eric ole pipsqueak size self HATES Luther. He want that man DEAD. Even though he's only 7 years old, he still knows a lot about the man more than his mother.
During the summer of 2000 in
Inglewood, California
Luther always gets his landscape workers to help pull the weeds out and mow homeowners' lawns especially Dione's. Something a good man does for his wife while she takes good care of the inside of her home.
While his momma was pulling the skin off the chicken legs and seasoning them in the sink, Eric comes out of his room with his lil blue tractor and felt like it's time to tell his mama the facts.
ERIC: MOMMA LUTHA GAY!
DIONE: Not at all but yo father is....I don't wanna have to square up on you boy
Dione don't ever believe anything that flies out of Eric's mouth.
DIONE: *washing her hands* What the hell do you know about Gayness?
ERIC: Ask Lutha🌚
DIONE: *grabs her belt off her shoulder*
ERIC: UHT UHT! *scooting back* No.....🖐🏾🖐🏾
DIONE: GET!....back in the room...If I catch you watching shit that you don't got no business seeing on TV-
ERIC: Lutha be on Tv?
DIONE: GET-
Just in time before Dione was finna steer Eric for that ass whoopin, Luther comes in the kitchen from the back sliding door.
LUTHER: *kneels down to Eric* Hey Son you called me? 😄
ERIC: I aintcho son.....
DIONE: YEAH YOU ARE NOW YOU BETTER-
LUTHER: Dione take it eazy on the lil man he's only 5. He's learning. Kids these days just be saying anything 😅
ERIC: I'm 7...and grown
LUTHER: OH YOU RIGHT! 😂 How can I know next time? 😁
ERIC: Simple you have 7 neck rolls and counting...dat should let you know 😁
DIONE: One mo time and I'm coming for that neck ya father gave ya....
Luther stands up and walks over to Dione.
LUTHER: *wraps his hands around her waist* Oh my loooove🎶-
ERIC: No.....
THEM:............
ERIC: Lutha you gotta tell him what you did at Sleazy Sammy's🌚
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The Origin of Meazy
HumorA bold and bad ass kid, Eric Wright becomes friends with a fragile yet friendly British fellow, Mick Jagger that leads him into a situation that he will regret for the rest his life.
