Chapter 2: My Man

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It was Friday morning and Dione wanted to catch Luther on the Rosie O' Donnell show.

ERIC: *eating the cookies*

DIONE: Eric baby would you bring me my cashews? 😁

ERIC: *slings the cashews at her from the kitchen*

Dione freezes in shock for a moment....

DIONE: I know yo did. not. just throw them container of cashews at me like a stray dog boy 🤨

ERIC: *munching* 😋

*Dione paces to the kitchen*

DIONE: GIMME THAT COOKIE BOX *snatches it* LOOK ATCHO MOUTH!

ERIC: 😐

DIONE: IT'S 9:30 IN THE MORNING! THIS IS WHY YOU MOUTH IS FILLED WITH SILVER STEEL! GO IN THAT DAMN BATHROOM AND BRUSH YA TEETH! YOU KNOW BETTA THAN THAT BOY!

ERIC: *marches his tiny self in the bathroom*

DIONE: I done told you boy not to be eating desserts at no-

ERIC: *points* There goes Luther

DIONE: *Checks the screen* MY MAN! 😱😍🥵Praise God 😄✨

She throws herself on the couch and raises the volume all the way up to 100.

ERIC: Momma......MOMMA! 😡

DIONE: FINE! * turns it down to 99*

ERIC *manually puts it on mute*

DIONE: *pops him again*💥👋🏾 STAPH!

To be fair she raises it to 15.

ROSIE: So how's retirement going? I heard you're a multimillionaire landscaper. Have your own landscaping business going on? 😁

LUTHER: Yeeesssss gworl 😁✨

ERIC: 😐😶.........

LUTHER: I refuse to go back to Hellwood..it ain't everybody Yall. They done me dirty

ROSIE: How so? Don't be shy tell us 😅

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ROSIE: How so? Don't be shy tell us 😅

LUTHER: Well see I have a personality that....lemme see how I should say it...cause you know I don't want nobody mixing up my words *chuckles*

ROSIE: Oh we don't do that here 😅 *hits his arm* SO TELL US!

LUTHER: People like to ummm *thinks* People like to assume what other people are by the way they act right you know what I mean and uh....I get so many folks ask me am I gay am I-

ROSIE: Are you gay?

LUTHER: HELL NO!

AUDIENCE: 😂😂😂😂😂

DIONE: *jumps up* TELL HER! 👏🏾 *sits back down* The hell she talking bout? lord I swear

ERIC: Momma I have sum to say 🖐🏾

DIONE: What is it?

ERIC: Y'all are the BEST!😍❤️

DIONE: Thank you baby 😊

ERIC: Lesbian couple outchea😁

DIONE: *POPS HIM* 💥

LUTHER: Come now Rosie you know me 😅

ROSIE: Are you dating anyone right now?

LUTHER: Not that I know of No?.....

LUTHER: Not that I know of No?

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ERIC: 😯............

DIONE: 😊

ERIC: Mama?

DIONE: Hm?

ERIC: Did you hear what he just said?

DIONE: Shh boy im tryna listen

*puts his head down on the couch*

LUTHER: I was all about the music. I had the voice smoother than my *bleep* and I know for a fact.....People go after your personal life instead of your talent! They too busy focused on the negative stuff than the positive. That's what keeps news rolling. I wasn't gonna let them take that self-esteem away from me🤨

ERIC: Skinny bitch.....

DIONE: *grabs her belt*

ERIC: OKAY🤯😳🖐🏾MOMMA 🖐🏾NO!!!😭😭😭

DIONE: *shuts the tv off*

Eric stands straight like a good lad.

DIONE: You really need to stop the swearing and talk like a child. I didn't raise you to be this way Eric. You are 7 years old and my blood pressure can only take so much. I shouldn't have to have you stay here all during School Spring semester because the teachers couldn't handle you, I shouldn't had to reschedule my hours to where it decreased my hourly pay in order to watch you. That effects me paying bills in here. I'm telling you now Stop being so bad Eric. STOP!

ERIC: Yes man 😔

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