Spideychelle One-shots (Not connected unless written) Also I'm Taking Requests

So who's MJ, Peter 😏

                         *Spidey is online*

Spidey: Hey Ned how do I ask out MJ?!
Spidey: Shit wrong group chat ignore that last text! 

                        *The Avengers are online*

Watch your Language: Peter! Language.

Irondad: Kid who's MJ?

Spidey: No one she's just a friend! Nothing more, nothing less.

Irondad: then why did your texts to Ned consist of you ranting about MJ to him?

Spidey: Mr. Stark did you hack my phone?!

Irondad: I didn't have to. Ned wanted to tell me what happened and then that's how I found out.

Shuri: Peter are you going to tell them? Or am I going to them?

Spidey: Shuri no!

Yelena: (Yes I made her an avenger because we love her): Oh do tell Peter!

Spidey: Um who are you? Not being rude or anything but I don't even know who you are.

Nat: Oh guys I forgot to mention. That's my sister Yelena. We reunited in Russia after I left following the Civil War.

Melina: I'm her mother

Alexi: I'm her father

Watch your Language: Hello, I'm Steve Rogers and it's nice to meet you.

Toenail Stank: I'm Tony Stark, but you know that already.

Katniss: Clint Barton.

Poptarts: Thor Odinson

Green Bean: Bruce Banner

Rescue: Pepper Potts

(The Avengers finished introducing themselves and it would take forever to write the rest of them)

Nat: So about this MJ Peter? Would you like to tell us? Or should we have Ned come into the chat to do it?

Spidey: Who's MJ? Idk an MJ.

                         *Ned Leeds is online *

Ned: Sorry Peter.

Spidey: NED NO!

Ned: So basically after homecoming and the whole vulture thing Peter has been acting weird. Every time he was around MJ he would start stuttering whenever he would try talking with her. I had noticed and decided to ask him if he had a crush in MJ. He didn't say anything, but his bright pink cheeks spoke for itself. I wanted to know why he didn't tell her but he said that he might ruin their friendship. And in case you want to know, this has been going on for about 3 months now.

Spidey: Ned I'm going to kill you.

Ned: But we're friends though. And I know you wouldn't kill me.

Ned: Wait Shuri and Nat how long have you known?

Nat: I've known since the beginning. I can observe human behavior and plus I'm a master spy and assassin.

Shuri: Ned told me as well. Sorry Parker, but you're going to have to tell her.

MJ: Tell me what?

Shuri: Peter has something to tell you, don't ya Peter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spidey: No! Nothing at all. Ignore that text from Ned!

                      *PM WITH MJ AND NED*

MJ: Hey Peter I don't know how to say this, but, I like you. As in, like like. Ever since we've known each other, I've always felt like you were the one person who seems like they would be a good friend with unlike the other people I've known who would betray me. The one who I've trusted the most with my personal secrets. I'm hoping that you do see this, and if you do, I never knew how to tell you because I was afraid that I would mess up our friendship, especially with how close we've gotten. I just never had the guts to tell you honestly because I thought you'd reject me.

Ned: MJ look who you just texted..

MJ: FUCK!

             *Back with the original group chat*

Ned: Hey Peter you might want to see this    dude( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)

MJ: Leeds you're a dead man.

Spidey: see what?

Ned: *insert screenshot*

Spidey: MJ do you really feel this way about me?

MJ: you don't feel the same way do you?

Spidey: No I do but I was trying to deny it and it didn't work. But I would like to ask: MJ would you like to be my girlfriend?

MJ: Yes Peter I would love to!

*Irondad and the avengers turned off invisibility*

Falcon: finally you two got together

Alexi: ah young love. It reminds me of when Melina and I got together and had Yelena
along with Natasha.

Yelena: I swear if I hear one more word from you I will kick you in the face. (Points to anyone who understands this reference).

Alexi: why the aggressiveness? Is it your-

Yelena: if you're about to say something about every month, no. The red room prevented it.

Spidey: wait you were hear the whole time?!

Melina: Of course Peter. We wanted to see what happened.

Shuri: now don't be like America's Ass over here and get laid.

Irondad: SHURI NO!

Shuri: SHURI YES

Rescue: Peter you are allowed to have MJ over to the compound, but we're going to have Friday monitor your vitals in case anything spicy heats up in there. We can't have any baby spiders running around now can we.

Spidey: Please stop. Shuri help me!

Shuri: How bout no?

Spidey: Ned and MJ have apparently grown on you.

Shuri: TONY YOU DIDN'T GIVE PETER THE TALK

Irondad: SHIT I JUST REMEMBERED. KID YOU'RE GETTING THE TALK

Spidey: Well you're going to have to catch me. Friday activate protocol "this bitch empty!".

FRIDAY: I'm sorry Peter, but boss has disabled the protocol after you locked him in his armor.

Spidey: SHIT

Irondad: Ok let's begin. Peter do you know how to put on a condom?

Spidey: am I supposed to? Because I have no idea.

Irondad: Oh for fuck sake.

*15 Minutes later*

Irondad: so that's how you put on a condom and remember what I told you about doing the naughty. I better not have to soundproof your room like I did with legolas and Ms. Assassin over here. I swear it was like they were having a rodkfkslsiakam. NATASHA IM SORRY.

Nat: So back to you and MJ. Also MJ I'm going to talk to you about birth control pills. Like Pepper said, we can't have any kids running around the compound.

MJ: Damn I thought no one would remember I'm here.

Nat: nope. Now let's get started.

(Part 2 coming later on)

A/N: GUYS RIGHT AS I FINISHED THIS SONY UPLOADED THE OFFICIAL TEASER FOR NO WAY HOME HOLY FUCK