Nct x Male Reader

[43] 《Where do babies come from?》

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Random Members: You and (member) have a 5 year old child and suddenly your child comes up to (member) and asks "Where do babies come from?"

Even though this is with a male reader, we'll just go by the concept of giving birth itself
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Taeyong

-"Dad, where do baby's come from?"
-His eyes are close to popping out, that's how shocked he is
-Probably starts panicking
-Doesn't know how to react
-The only thing that he can mutter out is "Stork"
-Your 5 year old daughter clearly doesn't seem satisfied by her dad's answer as she says "You're lying, Ten told me that it's from sex"
-Taeyong almost chokes on his own spit as he yells "TEN!!!"
-Of course, Ten coming to visit today wasn't the best idea because now he's running away from Taeyong
-"I swear, I'm sorry!" Ten screams
-"We both know that you're not sorry!!!"

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Yuta

-"Dada, where do babies come from?"
-Kind of taken back but he was sure that this question was gonna come sooner or later
-Being way too honest, Yuta says "Well... everything starts with a pack and a bottle and in that pack there is a-"
-Your daughter waited for him to answer but you cut him off
-"YUTA NAKAMOTO!!!"  You screamed from the kitchen as Yuta quickly stood up
-"If your dad is about to kill me, please stop him before he does" with that your husband starts running away from you while you follow him with a spatula
-Your daughter just watched everything while she giggled and once you were finished, Yuta layed down on the couch with a bump on his forehead "I said you should save me, not watch me get beaten up!"

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Taeil

-"Papa, where do babies come from?"
-Was hoping that this question was never gonna get asked by your son
-Starts to blush as he panics
-"Ask your dad!" He quickly says as your son calls for you
-"Yes, baby?" You ask as you take your child into your arms
-"Dad, where do babies come from?"
-Your eyes widden as you look at your husband who's equally panicked as you are
-Some members were watching you three in amusement as Johnny jokingly said "From Amazon"
-"Really?" Your son asked in excitement
-Taeil just nod as your son asked you something that made you all burst out laughing "Can we order another one?"

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Kun

-"Daddy, where do babies come from?"
-Was prepared for this question
-"A seed from the daddy and an egg from the mommy join together in the mom's tummy. That's where the baby grows" answers proudly as he smiles at your son
-But that smile vanished as soon as it came because he wasn't expecting this question "What kind of seed?"
-"Let's talk about this once you get older" Kun says as your son starts to pout

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Xiaojun

-"Dada, where do babies come from?"
-He literally saw his life passing infront of him as you gave him a stern look, meaning that he shouldn't fuck it up
-Not knowing what to do, Xiaojun suddenly gets an idea
-That idea was probably the dumbest one you have ever seen as he fakes his own phone call tone "Bib... bib... bib..." Fakes being surprised as he picks up his phone
-"Yes... okay... I'll come to work, now" With that, he ends the call as he fakes his sadness in the worst acting way you have ever seen
-"Baby, I'm really sorry. My boss called but I'm sure that Daddy will answer you that question" he says with a pout on his face as he quickly makes his way outside
-You being left alone and disappointed, start to panic as your daughter looks at you with a smile
-"W-Well... U-Uhm..."

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Jeno

-"Dad, where do babies come from?"
-Looks fine from the outside but is panicking on the inside
-Doesn't know what to say as he looks around as if he didn't hear his son's question
-Your son being annoyed, asks you and you're as equally speechless as your husband
-"We really wanted a son and an angel send you to us" thinking that you nailed it, you started to relax
-"But that's not what Yangyang told me"
-Both of your eyes widening, you called Yangyang as Jeno tried his best to keep his son's innocence by lying
-"Yangyang, I heard that you talked with our son about babies"
-Once you finished your sentence, Yangyang hung up as you ran a hand through your hair

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I hope that you all liked it.

Stay safe and take care, everyone.