iwakage ocean au

cooking on the beach

(inspired by grandma ty grandma)

iwa pov

i texted on the gc 

"beach cookout on loserkawas private beach. 5. come or don't. here's the address. (1234 Rice Road, Potato Island, Canada)"

i got a ton of responses so i guess everyone's coming

we all showed up and ig oukawa was ready for us bc he had the grill on. kuroo and bokuto immediately ran over to the grill and offered to help. not a surprise. tacho was [i meant yachi and it autocorrected to tacho, yacht, ya hi, and so many other things 😭] surrounded by people double, some cases triple her size. she kept tripping and stuttering. kuroo gave her the first thing of meat because we all know it's gonna get eaten way before she even has any. 

kageyama walked over to me and hugged me. "why are you just watching go swim with everyone else you're the one who arranged the cookout" i walked to the water and jumped in. the water feels so good lol.

kageyama walked up to me "i have to go to the bathroom" i said k and he left so i walked up to oikawa and told him i'm taking a quick break to watch saiki k. i turned on the final episode. saiki is talking about saving the works blah blah blah he's about to tell his friends he's a psychic. omg teruhashi is on the screen omg omg omg i love her sm. "kageyama come here we have to stream" we get in the car and set up our pcs.

"hey iwanators! today we're driving to canada. on the way we'll be stopping at hotels and eating bacon." 

the chat went crazy and normally our chats are well behaved in terms of being crazy stans. not that i mind kageyama stans or my stans they're just over the top sometimes.

i grabbed a soda from the minifridge and handed kageyama a hershey bar. we snacked then made out first stop. "it smells like egg farts." I HATE. EGG FARTS. So much. it's so tinkly i hate it so much it smells like a bomb was dropped onto a pan full of scrambled eggs and that bomb was full of farts. so yes i hate the smell of egg farts. i quickly grabbed another chocolate bar as it started raining.

"uhh so iwa why did we randomly leave the cookout?" i told him it was because kuroo and bokuto were gonna steal all the meat and i felt like leaving oikawa to deal with it. plus it was really chaotic.

k we arrived in canada and i kissed kageyama on teh cheek ans tgen we walked to japan and performed in the olympics 😲

i won weightlifting and set a wr. kageyama did swimming and he beat the world record in 1500m freestyle. he also did gymnastics and he beat simone biles and he was really good and it was really good. we won olympics and then we hugged and everyone called us a power couple then a ton of dangerous old people with weapons showed up. very scary. the emperor of japan crowned us best couple of the year. suck on that purple haired soccer player captain of female soccer team and her wife. 

anyways 💩💩💩💩😈💩💩 have a good day besties