life on mars doctor who crossover (emotional)

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a/n hello loves i worked rlly hard on this 1 so pls b nice 😊🙏◻


ssam atyler woke up and wen tto work. the test acrd girl had visited him that night. they didnt rally do anthing just said "YANA".... weird.

"OI YOU NANCY PONCE" gene hunt pinned me up against the wall and i get a boner because i'm 

gay

(a/n LOL THAT WAS FUNNY LAUGH)

"ur BOYFRIEND IS HERE TO C YO."

(a/n its the sixth doctor btw)

sam's mouth droped open and drool came out because there was most glorious man ever. annie cartwright left i think she was crying a little bit i wonder what is her deal but oh wow that man is very hot i like his jacket i want to cuddle him and i want to run my fingers through his sunshine hair and i like his jacket and i want to kiss his lips and other things too owdy ffuckesrx (a/n he means his hand you dirty minded fucks XDDDDDD)

hen he suddenly heard the drums. bumbumbumbumbumbubmumbbubumbubumbubmubm

bsaicaly the man walked up to me and introduced himself "hello sam i am the doctor! i came here because aliens"

oh my gosh he believed in aliens that sso cute i want to fuck him

but.. aliens

drums got LOUDER 😳

gene pnuched me in the shoulder. "HE SAYS HE KNOWS YOU" oh my gosh gene is so ealous i kissed him in front of CID everyone GASPED oh shit i cannot be gay in 70s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but nobody cared and we just ended up having sex i think ray joined in idk lol XD

(a/n srry this is my first time writing smut :// ik its unrealistc)

the doctr cleared his throat he looks turned off idk whats wrong with him mg>:CC

then i realised his face was actually fake and i took off his mask and OH MY GOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S GOT A MASK THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM TF IS THAT FOR??? BUT LOOKING AT HIS REAL FACE IT MADE SAM REAILSE HE WAS MISSING SOMETHING HE TOOK OUT A FOB WATCH THAT HE ALWAYS HAS FOR SOMEREASON SINCE 2006 AND OPENED IT AND HOLY SHIT WTF I'M THE MASTER NOW

"HELLO DOCTOR" I CACKLED EVILY AND TURNED INTO A SKELETON AND SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF THE DRUMS ARE NEVERENDING AND I'M CRYING BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH THE DOCTOR.


doctor pov

noo masterrrrrrrrr im in lovewith youuuuuuuuuuuuu

gene pov

oka y sam turned like a clown but hes still fckn hot anywas im still naked and so is ray and im sufdenly rlly embarrased so i run away (a/n like 

oka y sam turned like a clown but hes still fckn hot anywas im still naked and so is ray and im sufdenly rlly embarrased so i run away (a/n like 

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like that)

sam/master pov

i came back down to earth and told the doctor to go fuck himself so we ended up fucking that was rlly fun i cried a little bit. tbh sam tyler was a fucking loser and he needed out, what a fcking loser onmy god what a fucking loser

i blew up the cid and everyone died lol

annie pov

i didn't die because i ran away because i'm IN LOVE WITH SAM

the master came back i nrly cried cuz he stll looked like sam but then he was soooo sexy and he took me to his tardis!!! which is actually his tv!!!!! and now were travelling and we r getting married but sometimes i catch him with a sad look in his greenish orbs... yearning for something... 

i cry whenever i see him like this because i know i will never be enough i cry so much that it overflows the tardis and the master falls out and gets crushed by the pressure of deep space

the end

a/n i cried a bit when i was rereading this XD i hope you liked ittt <333 also justalittlebit69 i can love whoever i want you mf >:CC

EDIT: srry babe ilyy <33 lets go buy a puppy 🥀

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