Miu is definitely nuts.
Accidentaly, I kinda screamed.
"WHAT!?"
"Shuichi.. Are you scared of making out with someone..?"
"Why would I be scared of that Kokichi?"
"I mean... You just screamed.."
"I- I was surprised"
"MAYBE HE'S A VIRGIN"
"Miu, you're also a virgin"
"Damn mom... No need to expose me like that"
"I'm not your mom"
"Aight guys, before you start arguing wether Kirumi is our mom or not, I just wanna point out that Kokichi is being awfully nice and quiet today"
"Kiibo is right, Is there something going on Kokichi?"
"Oh Kaede! I'm trying to give a good impression to our guest"
"Are you talking about Shuichi?"
"Indeed, unlike y'all pea-brained slugs, I don't want him to run off. It might be fun to mess with him!"
"Good luck Shuichi"
"What do you mean?"
"Nobody is able to figure him out, eventhough we know him for years. If you manage to understand him, you'll be our god"
"Nobody?! Not even Kaede?!"
"Nu-uh! I hope you figure me out Emo Boy~"
"Don't call me that just because of a song!"
" You don't even know the song! Hmph!"
...
I was about to speak, when the sound of a dice hitting the marmol floor interrupted me.
Miu started the game herself.
It rolled for a few seconds, and landed in an odd number.
"Aww man! I wanted to make out with Ka-"
She abruptly shut up and took one of her socks off.
And so, the game went on.
"I guess I'll take my shirt off"
"Kokichi- you have you socks!"
"But that's boring Rantaro! And Imagine someone has a feet fetish!"
...
"I DON'T WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH AVOCADO HEAD"
"THIS IS SLANDER MIU!"
...
"Kirumi, we have to make out"
"Ok-"
"NO! ONLY I CAN MAKE OUT WITH KAEDE"
"That's kinda sus Miu"
"M-MIU!"
"WHAT? I'M JUST HORNY FOR KAEDE!"
...
We played a couple rounds, I didn't make out with anyone since I always landed on an odd number, so I was left shirtless. Luckily I had many layers of clothing because Rantaro adviced me to wear them, If I hadn't listened to him, I'd be naked by now.
It's my turn. I grabbed the dice, and rolled it
"FINALLY, SHUICHI LANDED ON AN EVEN NUMBER HAHA! YOU HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH..."
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Instant friction || SaiOuma\ OumaSai fic || { Non despair Highschool AU }
FanfictionThis is an AU were Danganronpa never existed. Ongoing Adult content Ships: SaiOuma Irimatsu? Shuichi is a lonely boy until this random girl approaches him, and they become friends, and from ther on he adjusted to the girl's friend group, were he...
