When Madness Goes Boundless

Shorty Club

I'm using Mist because it's weird to write and read 'me' as a person in the dialogue. Hehe I had told this before but just in case you forgot...

Mist: There is a new club opening soon.

Shu: What type of club?

Mist: Basically, it's a gym. Who wants to join?

Everyone except Diago and Mist: Me!

Diago: Boring stuff... You can join my cats club if ya want

Everyone except Diago: no

Mist: Then, I'll bring forms for everyone.

Valt: I'm excited! Yay!!

Mist: Listen to the whole thing first. They're gonna have held test and if only you pass the test, you can join the club.

Wakiya: hah! I'm sure Valt, Honcho and Lui are gonna fail! 

Lui: ARE YOU COMPARING ME WITH THOSE IDIOTS?!

Wakiya: *ignores Lui*

The next day~

Mist: So, I brought the forms. Just fill them up and done!

Shu: And the test?

Mist: Oh, don't worry about that. We'll discuss it later. Just fill up the forms

Lui: Suspicious... but okay?

Mist: You suspect everything

3 days later~

Mist: Okay, the results are out. Only Valt and Lui have passed

Wakiya: HAH?! We didn't even give any tests!

Shu: yeah, he's right

Mist: I don't know, I just got the results *Shrugs*

Lui: See! Never underestimate me! *laughs evilly* but the shorty's one was just a fluke I say

Valt: Why are you calling me shorty?! *angrily pouts*

Shu: but we didn't even give any test...

Mist: Okay okay, stop everyone. Valt and Lui, come with me. You may collect your badges of the club

Valt: yay!

Lui: ok

Mist: *hands Valt and Lui their club badges*

Valt: *takes it with a smile* *reads the title on the badge* eh? *confused but happy*

Lui: *takes it* *Reads the badge* *totally boiling with anger*

Shu: Valt, show me your badge

Shu, Wakiya, Honcho and ken took a close look on the badge

Wakiya and Honcho: *laughing loudly*

Shu: *snickers*

Valt: Don't laugh! 

Wakiya: Shorty club?! Hahaa! Wasn't it supposed to be a gym? 

Mist: It's gym for short people to increase height.

Shu: So, they just compared out heights from the form

Mist: Yup!

Lui: WHY IS MINE EVEN WORSE! I'M NEVER JOINING THESE FUCKING BADASS CLUBS!!

Shu: Why? Show me your batch Lui

Lui: *breaks his badge* *ignores everyone and walks to his room with a twisted face*

Wakiya: He said worse *smirks*

Mist: Nothing much, they added Lui to the 'Baby Club'

Wakiya and Honcho: Baby?! *Rolling on the ground over laughter*

Shu: Good for him 

Lui: *Screams from his room* I can hear you all! Bitches, just die!!

Mist: Aww Lui are you gonna cry? Baby Lui *Laughs*

Lui: *Yells* I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!