POV: davors :(
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Davors Guy: do you, Soctrtates, take Y/N to be ur ex husband, to not luv and not cherish 4for the rest ov time?
Socrtae: yes
Davors Guy:and do u YN, take soctrates to beur ex wife tonotlov or cherish for tha rest of time?
Y/N: (crying praffusely) yes...
Davors gyy: i know pronouns you DAVORSED!!!!!!! you may go and kiss otha people.
Y?N: GASP!!!!!
soctrates: okay byeeeeeeelol
socrtates leaves u on the alter for the last time :(
Y/N: (now unabel to hold in sobs) so...... socreates!!!! how culd u leaf me...
you go home to ur two bedroom apartment and your GBF (Gay Best Friend) come up to wipeaway your tears
GBF: he did not DESRV you, bestie!!!!!!!
yn: i now but i am still sooooooooooo sad rn
GBF: u think U hav it bad?? i am a GAY in ANSHEINT GREKE!!!!!!!!!! a hOMOSEX!!!!!!!! women keep flirting with me and i hav to push them away. itz SO hardddddd
yn: yuh
GBF: OH EM GEE MISS ARIANA GRANDE????? im OBSESSED with her, tea hunty slay queen yass
Y/N: she haznt been bourn yet tho...
GBF: oh yass i totes forgot abt that, bestie
Y/N: wot am i goin 2to dooooo?????? i dont think ill eva b happi again :(
GBF: (with limp wrists) men are STANKY, girl!!!!!!!! ur soooooo much better off without that trash
y/N: ur so right.
GBF: (pouting) i know. thats why im ur best friend
Y/N: dont you mean gay best friend?
gbF: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
there is a noc at the door
Socrates: hello?? it is I, soctrates
GBF: do not get that door, gurlfriend!
Y/N: im gonna get that door gurlfriend
GBF: oooooooooh drama!!!!!!! go queen go
your hand rests on the doorhob. u emagin socrates hand on tha other side. itz almost liek ur holdin hands again.
u open tha door, but socrtatets is not their!!!!!!!
YN: socrtates?????
u step outsied. theyres nobody there?
ur gay bestfirend calls to u from inside... u close the door and return to him
GBF: Y/N??? gurl, where are you going?
YN: i thought socrates was at the door?
GBF: wat do u mean...
Y?N: didnt u here him knock?
GBF: (sad limp rists) girl... socrates isnt even in athens rn...
you stare into the camera, shocked!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Socrates x Reader {Dialogue}
RomanceYou're but a poor citizen of Athens when philosopher Socrates comes up and starts flirting with you!!! What will you do?????
