POV: u tald soc u are pegnate... but he doeznt no u dont no who tha father is! will u tel him abt digoenens???? or wil u kep it a SECRET????!
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Y/N is eatin ice cream AND borger AND pickle ABD inchiladas???? pragenensy cravings are CRAZY!
Y/N: mmmmmmmmm yummy!!!!!
Gay Best Fried (GBF): ewww, huney this is NOT a cute look on you
Y/N: Um How Dare You, I Am Prangent
GBFried: gurl, their is no excuse for not slaying
Y/N: ugh, yu are sooooo right.
GBF, limp wristedly: do u wanna win soctrtates back?? yes? well, u gotta get ur ass off the floor! put away the pickles!
Y/N, hugging the pickles: noooooooooooo
GBF slapps you and thepickles roll acros tha floor. Y/N looks at the barrel-shaped picles rolling across the floor contemplatatively.
Y/N: *sigh*
GBF: are u SEIIUSROUSLY thinking about that barrel bitch right now
Y/N: .................no?
GBF: SLAP!!!!!
Y/N: OWWWWWWW
GBF: thats what u get for emotionaally cheeting on ur ex husband
Y/N: thank u, i needed that. now to get hot for socrtates....
You and your Best Fried Gay try on difarent dresses and makeup until u are BOOTIFUL again.
BFG: wow, Y/N, yuou dont evan look prargent in that dress!
Y//N: thanks :)
BFG: now hunny, one more thang...
Y/N:yeas?
BFG: its time to get.... a mani-pedi!
Y/N: OMG YASS
you and your Big Friendly Gay go to themarkets to find a manny peddy stall.
Y/N: sigh
BFG: aw bestie, r u thinkin abt yuor first meeting???
Y/N, looking down at ur clothed feet: we took off our shoes 2gther :(
BFG: *gasp* thats soooooo romantic gurl
Y/N, cryingg; i NO right!!!!!
sudanly, u here a familiar voice
soctrates: did someon say..... shoes?
Y/N: socates?????????
soctrta: wow, u rly are pregarnent, huh.... ur so BIG!!!
socrate jesters at yur stomach for several minutes.
Y/N: thanks....
socaratreaties: aww man ur dress tho.. ngl im kinda wanting to take you to discuss philosophical musings in private rn ;)
Y/N: owo.. blushy cheeks
GBF, whisperin to u: omg slay babe yas hunty yass it worked!
Y/N: go aaway gay youre not relavant to the story nymore
GBF: omg is thrt a sequin sparkley dress???? gimme!!!!!!!! *sashays away*
Socryates; bab.. im sowwy
YN: i forgive u baeb
socrtates: i knnow *Kisses u litely*
YN *kises back*
Allofa sudden... You feel a little kick in your stommy. You gasp and grab socrate's hand and places it on your stomach (you are still kissin)
Socrat: oh em gee wot is thata?!?!?!?!?!? why is ur stomak moving???????
Y/N: O! its tha baby! hes dancing in my tummy!!!
soctr: gross
Y/N: GAP!!!!! HOW CUD U!!!!!! thats ur CHILD ur BABY BOY !!!!
socrates: but its inside u. thats gross. only i can be inside u babe ;)
Y/N: maybe ill just have to hav tha baby herre then...
soc: okkkk
Y/N gives birth!!!!! itz so bootiful socratreees sheds a singal teear (but not more than one bc hes a reel man lol)
Socr: hes..... perfect. he luks just liek me
yN: i no...... i love him almost as much as i loev you
soc: babe.....
*they share a passionat kiss*
Y/N, thinkin to themself: thank god he lucks like socrtates. he MUST be socratess baby and not dogenes. mayb i wont neeead to tell him about that night in the barral after all...
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Socrates x Reader {Dialogue}
RomanceYou're but a poor citizen of Athens when philosopher Socrates comes up and starts flirting with you!!! What will you do?????
