*TRIGGER WARNING: alcohol mentioned*
♥️♠️Heartslabyul♣️♦️
Riddle: *enters with his head high as if he didn't shit over life*
Ahm... Trey... we've got a problem.
Trey: *stands up and walks to his room.* Wait here.
Riddle: what are you-
Trey turning his room upside down looking for a bottle: listen! I'm not drunk enough to deal with this! So until I find that damn bottle you ain't going to say shit!
🦁Savanaclaw🦁
Leona laying down: Oh. Almost forgot. Ruggie.
Ruggie: yes?
Leona: I think we have some problem or something... some dumbass-
Ruggie: -named Leona?🤗🙄
Leona: ... 😃😄😃
Ruggie: 🙂😌😨
...
Jack in the lounge: Guys did you hear a cry for help?
Savanaclaw organizing a funeral: Nah, dude. You're crazy.
🐚Octavinelle🐚
Azul: Jade!
Jade: Hi Azul🎶😌
Azul: Oh, save your 'hi Azul'. We've got a problem!
Jade: What a nice way to treat your vice prefect, *whispers* bitch . 🙂
Azul: Say that again 😃
Jade: I said that if the solution doesn't involve turning you into Octopus carpaccio, I have no interest in it.
Floyd no sarcasm here: What a nice day, huh?
🐍Scarabia🐍
Kalim: JAMIIIIIIIIIL WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM!
Jamil: Oh hell no. YOU've got a problem. I've got an idiot with a problem!
Kalim: Oh, I see! Then I guess
I'll go to Octavinelle and ask for help.
Jamil: Wait no-
🍎Pomefiore🍎
Vil: Rook. We've got a problem here.
Rook: Oh Mon Dieu! Is that so?
Vil: Oh, yes indeed. Did you know anything about... this?💁♂️ *shows a picture of Leona*
Rook: Oh- 😳 *pats his empty pockets* how did you-
Vil: This is a problem 😀
Rook: Oh non non non non non! You call it a problem my queen, I call it a solution! An alternative! 😙
Vil: an alternative to what...
Rook: to... ahm.. 🏹🦁😗🤷
💀Ignihyde💀
Ortho: Big brother! Hey- what... are you doing under the bed...?
Idia 🏃💨 : ORTHOOOO
Ortho: w-What? What happened?
Idia: W-we've got a problem!!!!!
Ortho: ... and it's another Tuesday, the poles are melting, somebody is overblotting, Prince Malleus is still never invited, Mr Sam has heads for sale, Mr Ruggie is still poor, what's your point?
😈Diasomnia😈
Malleus: Lilia can you come down for a second?
Lilia: Yes, young lord? 😊
Malleus: We've got a problem.
Lilia: be more specific please.
Malleus: the pile on fire.
Lilia: Ohhhh, darling! That was my solution to last week's issue, worry not about them!
Malleus: what kind of problem- wait what do you mean by "them"- 😟
Lilia: Hush hush hush! Like I said... Worry. Not. 😈
Merry late Christmas by:
🌙 The NRC 🌙
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Sincerely the NRC
FanfictionFirst rule one must know before entering the NRC: "What happens at NRC stays at NRC" Second rule: "You can't charge us if you Overblot and die" Now that we have that clear. Let's sneak into this schools dirty little secrets. ((This book will be...
