Chapter 4

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Hey guys sorry for taking long doin a lot of other things mostly school so here.

ENJOY:)
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Monica's P.O.V.

I woke up with a bad headache I guess I drunk too much. I saw a note from my mom

Sorry, won't be back until tomorrow see you soon, some pills and water is on the desk.

Love you mom

I took the pills and water on my desk. I got out of bed in nothing but my undergarments. Since nobody is never here I put on a crop top and black shorts shorts.

"M.T.W.3000 music on and blast it. Sound proof on" I love to blast the music when my mom's not here.

The music came and what started playing about that bass by Meghan Trainer.

I was dancing and singing to because I love the song and it's catchy. I was in the living room dancing and singing to all different songs and my favorite song came on.  Anaconda by Nicki Minaj.

I started twerking because that's what I do every time this song comes on because I mean come on this is awesome. You have to admit that. I admit it.

I checked my watch and it said 12:56.

I've been dancing and singing for four straight hours. Oh well I've could have gone longer and my moms knows this. My stomach  was growling as always. So I made breakfast and started watching bart baker's one direction kiss you parody. What just because I like them doesn't mean I can't watch funny videos about them. I know the whole lyrics to the kiss you parody (A/N I know the whole lyrics to the parody too:) funny right? But there won't be any cussing cuz there is if you check out the video). The music started playing so I started singing.

'Oh I'm just gonna pretend like I'm riding the bike

To make all you teen girls wet with delight

Do you feel that downstairs? That  downstairs? That's us taking your dad's cash

Oh I know, I know, I know this looks kinda strange but I just feel right when I'm rubbin' on Zayn

Please don't tell Taylor swift, she'd be pissed even though I dumped that girl

Guys this is bullcrap why do I have to ride this

It's your punishment

For what?

For shaving head

Now let's all go to prison where we can dance with locked up men

This parody was so funny I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw it.

'Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski it will make this video less creepy

This is ridiculous -diculous who is directing this crap?

Oh I'm the only Irish guy singing in this song, that's why I dance like a gay leprechaun

Also I play guitar, play guitar did you know I play guitar?

I was on the floor laughing at Niall's part. It was so funny I felt like I was dying and I couldn't breath.(A/N I was on the floor laughing my butt off it was funny)

The song ended and I regained my breath but I was still laughing at the song.

I walked back into the kitchen because I was in the living room. I walked in to see my uncle and one direction walk in. I am so glad they did not see me and my dancing and by dancing I mean doing the running man.

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