Chapter 33 Never Have I Ever

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Author's note: I had a theater performance last night and I still have one tonight and tomorrow night so… I had to get out another chapter while I had time. 

And I also have to decide if I want to go to an actual school or continue to be home schooled...



Bakugou's POV:

We all got resituated on the bed so that Kirishima had a little more space. Kaminari was still sitting on his lap for whatever reason.

He's always touching someone though, so I guess it's not that weird.

In class He's always touching the uh... tail having mother fucker.

It's gotten to the point that I wonder if he's ever not touching someone.

Sometimes he will literally just plop onto anyone's lap.

Kaminari asked the first question.

"Never have I ever... kissed anyone."

None of us put our fingers down.

"Well that's just sad..."

"I haven't ever been in a relationship. Why would it be sad?"

I genuinely was confused.

"Kissing and dating are different dude."

Kaminari answered like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Why would I kiss them if I don't even like them?"

"You might like them, but you're not dating."

"Then how do you know if they're okay with it? And you don't know their medical history... so you don't know if you'll get an STD."

"... bro... I just... I feel like if someone go's to kiss you and you're into it... you're gonna ask for their medical history..."

"Probably."

I answered honestly.

"You can't even get STD's from kissing."

Kaminari's dumb ass said.

"Untrue. You can get CMV, herpes, and syphilis."

"How do you even know that?!"

"When I was younger I thought that cooties and STD'S were the same thing... and and deku used to hold my hand a lot, and some girls said that he had cooties. So I looked up whether or not you could get STD'S from holding hands."

Kaminari laughed so hard, I thought he was going to pass out.

It was Kirishima's turn.

"Never have I ever... gotten smacked upside the head by Mr Aizawa."

Kaminari and I both put our fingers down.

"That felt a little targeted bro..."

Kaminari said, glaring up at Kirishima from his lap.

Kirishima shrugged.

It was my turn in this stupid game.

"Never have I ever... tripped and fell on my face in front of one of my many crushes."

Kaminari glared at me, putting a finger down.

"Okay, that was definitely targeted."

It was his turn again, and probably going to target me for that.

"Never have I ever been kidnapped by the league of villains."

Kirishima smacked him upside the head for that, giving him a look that ment business.

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