☻- rodrick heffley oneshots

$-you look...edible. (pt 1)

!(implied smut)!
y/n's pov 
"i already told you rod, there is no way in hell that i'm going to my ex's birthday party !" i repeated for what felt like the millionth time.
"oh cmon please doll. you know how much your mom wants you to be there ! do it to humour her at the very least." he pushed, looking down at me- pouting. i tried my best to keep my face straight, not letting the hilarious look plastered on rodrick's face change my mind. but that all seemed to be in vain as my mouth tugged at a smirk; i burst out laughing and by the time i was done, my sides ached from it. clearly, though, rodrick took this as a confirmation to the party, ergo my new found slight frustration towards him.
"get your ass in the shower now, miss giggles,"he joked, lightly tapping my lower back while doing so.
"fine," i groaned in frustration- a light bulb
suddenly going off in my head, "but only if you get in with me." i teased, smirking at him in the way i knew he couldn't resist.

————~~~~~time skip~~~~~————
we both stepped out of the scalding shower, our breaths both heavy and arrhythmic; i had underestimated how steamy the bathroom had actually gotten as the hot air hit me in the face, causing my blush to deepen. 'could anyone have heard us?' i considered to myself, 'oh my god if greg heard that i'll never live it down, what about susan and frank oh my god!' i worried. although, rodrick seemed unaffected- staring me down with a mischievous look on his face, in spite of what we had just done. my brain seemingly relaxed at his carelessness and my whole body shivered with pleasure at just the thought of it, all the dirty things he'd said to me and that i'd reciprocated. it took me every little sense of willpower i had left not to initiate it again but as my legs began to wobble beneath me, i thought the better of it.
"already having flashbacks, i see," i heard him tease, obviously he'd been observing me this whole time. he knew me too well, but that only made it way hotter.
"we should start getting ready, babe. before i beg you to do it all over again," he smirked and held my waist gently, walking me to the sink.

"god you really did need to brush your teeth!" i sneered as he nudged me with his shoulder, still furiously brushing. god why did he brush his teeth so hard? no wonder this is the third toothbrush this month.
"yeah haha very funny." he finally replied bleakly, after spitting out the last of the toothpaste from his mouth. i couldn't deny the direct lewdness of it. 'oh my god!" i thought, "did i just find rod's spitting hot? i've reached a new low.' i figured.
"are we getting dressed or going in our towels? i bet everyone would love that." rodrick's eyes and smirk both widened while i actually pondered his little rhetoric remark. for maybe a little too long since he began prodding me in the side, urging me out of my thoughts.
"i was joking you dirty girl," rod laughed as i replied.
"uh duh, i know! but i wouldn't pass up the offer," i flirted, winking at him before walking out of the bathroom into his room. well, almost.

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a/n: hi guyyys so let me know how i did for my first oneshot ! i want this to be a multiple part story that fits in between other oneshots i'll write so expect that throughout the book😋
but 4 now, peace out <3
-t4$h