*As usual, Luna is translating as she goes.
" Galaxy! Ima give y'all a few minutes to get on in here. I know this is sudden. I usually announce when I'm going live, but I have story time for y'all today," she says, making Joon laugh in the background.
She'd had her first encounter with a hater face to face earlier that morning and her reaction to it now was sending him. Once she'd told them she wasn't in danger at any time during the situation, they'd allowed themselves to laugh at the craziness, along with her comical response.
"Okay I see the numbers are up so I'll go ahead and start. Yes, today is still Comfortable visual release day, but we'll get to that later. It's story time," she says, chuckling at the popcorn emojis that had started rolling in.
She did this all the time before, so her fans that had been with her awhile knew they were in for a treat.
"Okay, let's backtrack to the beginning of my day. Y'all's fave, Linda, started blowing up my phone and ringing my doorbell at 6 AM cussing me out for forgetting an appointment she forgot to tell me she set. Mind you, I'd just fallen asleep at 3am. When I tell y'all I have been working my ass off these past two weeks, I mean it. I'm down about 6 pounds. I was tieddd, but did Linda care? Hell nah. I had to hurry up and get dressed—thank God I'd showered before I went to bed," Luna says, rolling her eyes.
Bangtan chuckle in the background, thoroughly amused by the way she told the story. She'd told them the exact same way, but just in Korean, and she wasn't losing any enthusiasm now.
"I have to check out some of her old story times. I had no idea she went live so much," Tae says.
"She's a great storyteller. I see why her fans love it," Hobi grins, watching her talk to her phone like she would a best friend .
"That's not even the kicker. So we get to the salon right? And we book private appointments for obvious reasons. My mom was getting her picture taken in the middle of getting her hair done and that's just rude. Anyways, we get there and set our stuff down. I get my hair washed and I literally fall asleep while I'm getting my hair washed. I don't know what it is, but ever since I was little, if I'm even a little sleepy when I get my hair washed, I'm going. The stylist wakes me up when it's time for me to sit up and we go back to her chair. I'm so groggy, I didn't even notice that my mom was gone. She was in the back taking a phone call. So I sit in the chair and the stylist starts towel drying my hair. Tell me why some random lady with fucked up hair walks up to us and starts yelling chile. Now when I say walked up, she was near us but standing back by a few feet because security wouldn't let her come closer," Luna explains, pausing to take a sip of her smoothie.
"She starts off with, "you are so talentless" so I'm immediately thinking she's talking to the stylist. I mean, if you saw her hair, it would make sense. So, my sleepy ass just tunes her out. At this point, I'm thinking like damn do I want this woman doing my hair right now? Not if she did hers! So the stylist is going back and forth with this woman but I hear none of it. I'm in my own head until I hear BTS. I said "say what now? What about BTS?" Luna says, pausing to laugh at herself.
"Chill sis, Ima tell you. I needed to get that out first. I got you. Okay, so she says "They don't deserve you" and I'm like "What? What does your hair have to do with BTS not deserving me? When did me and my relationship even get in this?" She goes "Have you listened to anything I said?" And I said, "Not passed talent less. I thought you were getting at the stylist for messing your dye job up." Y'all...her face got so red. She was big mad, furious even. Home girl started screaming to the top of her lungs how trashy I am and how terrible my music is and again with the "BTS doesn't deserve you line." This is the little I got out of the rant because she was talking so fast it could've legit been a rap. I said "Ohh you mean I don't deserve BTS? Not they don't deserve me." Security had to hold her back after that because she wanted to choose violence after that honey. When I tell you I cried laughing about that shit for like an hour afterwards..." Luna laughs, holding back the tears that threatened to spill over again.
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Luna II(A BTS Soulmate AU)
FanfictionVacation is over and the largest group of soulmates in the world is back in Seoul and back to work-this time publicly. They just want to be happy and make music but nothing in life is that simple. Find out how they cope with the stress, the public...