A Passionate Appetite [DISCONTINUED - UP FOR ADOPTION LOL]

CHAPTER 24: Humerus

Killer continued tapping on his phone, having an irritated expression.

"Our Outertale has a multiversal internet connection... why-"

"Hmm... Guess there isn't enough SPACE for it here?"

"Snnrk..."

Killer held in an obnoxious laugh.

"Okay okay, enough puns. They're punny and all, but I'm kind of stuck here."

"Fine. I gotcha, hot stuff."

Killer couldn't help but internally wheeze.

Being called hot stuff, even though he has basically HATE pouring out of his eyesockets?

Hilarious.

But, he won't judge.

After all, doesn't hurt to take a compliment.

"Well, I have two choices. Stay here with you and wait for someone, if they can even find me. Or, find some way out by myself."

"I personally like the first option~."

Killer held in a snort.

"Well, do you have anything that could help me leave?"

"Maybe, maybe not~."

Awe winked at Killer.

Killer merely wiggled his nonexistant eyebrows in a joking manner.

...

"Pffffft..."

Awe tried to hold in his laughter.

"Heh! You're...*wheeze*... hilarious..."

"Well of course. I'm a KILLER comedian!"

Awe wheezed again.

"You're KILLING me here!"

"I guess that just means you're DYING to hear more!"

"Hahahaha! You got that right! You really are a super-STAR!"

"Humor means the WORLD to me!"

"Ppffft! Can I have your number? Since I'm COUNTING on it!"

"Sure, that'd be gr-EIGHT!"

"I think that'd be good TWO!"

"Well, that's ONE way how to say it-"

Both the technically serial KILLER and Awe shared a laugh

Awe wiped a tear from his eyesocket.

"Okay, okay, that's seriously enough. I legitimately need to find a way out of here."

"Usually Muse or Lustrous bring us everywhere. If you want, I can call them?"

"Who are they?"

"Well, Muse is the protector of AUs, while Lustrous is the Guardian of Pleasure."

"Wait, what?"

"Yeah. Kind of expected you to know about the Star Sanses already."

"What do you mean by 'Guardian of Pleasure'?"

"Well, Lustrous is basically the embodiment of love and lust. You're a virgin, right?"

"...Yep?"

"Stay away from him. He'll steal that from you as soon as he finds you."

"Oh. And Muse?"

"Hmm...Muse... He's a strange one. He's Lustrous's 'right hand man' you could say. He takes interest in people sometimes, but he usually spends his time wandering around. He likes to check out the AUs sometimes."

Killer kept that in mind. The gang should probably find some other place to set base instead of an AU. Maybe there is an Anti-Void here somewhere...?

Eh, who knows. He'll talk to Error about it later. Error can be a know-it-all and an stupid at the same time. It was honestly hilarious, in his opinion.

"Is there anyone else that can travel across AUs?"

"Well... there is someone. But, uh, I don't know..."

"Spill the beans."

"His nickname is Fiend. But, in his AU, he's usually called Death. I recommend not to make physical contact with him. But, other than that, he's an okay guy."

Well, isn't that lovely.
Well, Reaper would fit in here nicely, if he didn't have that death touch of his.

"So, can you possibly get this 'Fiend' guy?"

"I can try, but he's usually really busy. He spends a lot of time reaping in AUs such as Undermafia, Underfell... so, there's a low chance he'd come to an AU as peaceful as this one himself. Plus, he doesn't know how to use a phone."

"Wait, really?"

"Yep. He only uses letters, usually."

"Well darn."

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Nobody really asked anything, so here is a chapter!

Fiend is going to pop up now. So, that's cool!

Also, letting you know, I usually do not ship AfterDeath, so expect me to struggle a bit. I was only able to make that extra chapter about them because I read some fanfiction about it just to build what their relationship is here.