"So, we're not getting food?"
Horror asked. While the gang was hiding in a large patch of grass, where Undyne usually lifts up monster kid.
"Nightmare is getting food, Horror. Probably robbing it from some poor Woshua or Shyren. Since this multiverse hasn't seen anything like Nightmare before, that monster is prooobably gonna has PTSD until the Frisk of this AU resets."
"Wow Killer. Didn't know you could sound intelligent for once."
"I can be intelligent! Ohhh, you're messing with the wrong guy Dust! Come at me!"
"If you say so, tar eyes!"
Dust and Killer proceeded to tumble in the grass aggressively. Punching and kicking.
"Guys! Be quiet!" Cross hushed.
"If a monster hears you, we're done for!""I think someone already found us." Said Horror, as a Storyshift Toriel seems to have pinned him to the ground. Cross freaks out, summons his very large knife, and proceeds to whack her with the blunt side, alerting all of the monsters to their area.
"And you said we should quiet down?" Killer muttered.
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"Error. You know stealing is not the best in this situation. Nor is threatening a monster. This is a totally different multiverse, we have no idea if they are just as strong, or stronger than the Sanses in our multiverse."
"YeAh yEaH. I gOtcHa NiGhT. i'M cReAtInG a pOrTaL to uNdeRfeLL."
"Never though I would hear you out of all people call me that."
"HoNeSTly, Me neItHeR."
Error opened a small glitchy portal, and snatched some chocolate bars.
"unDErfeLl hAs ThE bESt cHoColATe."
Nightmare facepalmed, for be doubted that they could live off chocolate for the whole time they were here. Suddenly, they both heard loud, obnoxious screaming. They both spoke at the same time.
"Oh shit."
"oH sHiT."
..."I KNEW WE COULDN'T LEAVE THEM ALONE, GODDAMMIT!"
Error and Nightmare both ran into the direction of where they heard the scream.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"OH MY GOD, HORROR, STOP SCREAMING AND JUST KEEP RUNNING!"
"I KNOW, BUT SCREAMING IS MY NATURAL RESPONSE! SCREAMING AND WANTING TO EAT ANYTHING THAT IS SLIGHTLY EDIBLE-"
"WHAT THE FUCK!? OH MY GOD, JUST KEEP RUNNING!!!"
"IS THAT AN AARON WEARING FISHNETS!? OH GOD, MY EYESOCKETS!"
"IMMAJUSTAAAAAAAAAA-"
"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD WHY THE HELL IS THE WHOLE HORDE BLUSHING LIKE THAT?!!?"
"BECAUSE ALL THE AUS ARE LIKE UNDERLUST, DUMBASS!"
"JUST GO TO SNOWDIN, DEAR GOD, GO TO SNOWDIN!!!"
Cross turned around and summoned a blaster, blasting it near the direction to the horde of frisky monsters, making them stop in their tracks. The dirt kicked up from the ground concealed everyones' vision as the gang of murderous, yet virgin skeletons fled from the scene.
And this lead to a interesting situation.
Nightmare and Error thankfully caught up to them. They got scolded and lectured as usual.
"Do you understand? I swear to god, life is CHAOS with you four!"
"Don't you mean five, including Error? Horror agrees with me."
"Yeah. Error always stains the couch. Also, I didn't do anything, but I admit that I ate a live chicken in the house before."
Killer gasped.
"Traitor!""fRoM tHe waY YOu deScrIbE thAT, I sOUnD LikE aN iNfaNt."
"That's not the point! What I mean, is that specifically you four always get into trouble. My God-"
Cross whispered something to Dust.
"I sense a shiiiip..."
"I agree. This is why we are the smart ones in the group."
"I know right?"_
Nightmare moved their "temporary base" to a part in Snowdin Forest that was usually never visited. The biggest problem was avoiding the Chara of this AU, for she seemed aware of their presence. So far, they have only eaten chocolate. Heaven to Error and Cross, hell for Nightmare.
"Error. Please get something that isn't chocolate. I understand you were almost killed yesterday, but still. Chocolate isn't that good for a meal."
"nO. ChOcOlatE iS woRthY."
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A Passionate Appetite [DISCONTINUED - UP FOR ADOPTION LOL]
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