"Ashton Irwimp."
"Why?"
"Diary of an Irwimp."
"Can you not?"
"Wimping since '94."
"Calum, stop. Don't make me call Mikey."
"What is that fuckboy gonna d-- wait Ashton don't, don't tell him, put the damn phone do-- hi Mikey, babe!"
"What he do this time?"
"You tell me, fuckboy."
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Malum goes Places (Boyxboy)
FanfictionThe tale of a sailing ship: Malum or where two hot guys do cute things
