Venti's personally made hellhole

Can hell get any worse? Yes

Tone deaf dj: @everyone WAKE UP

edgy ginger: its 2am

mom: what happened to the names?

peepaw: what does ‘peepaw’ mean?

peepaw: Hu tao keeps referring me as that and I do not understand

mom: you must be Zhongli

peepaw: correct

edgy ginger: this is Diluc

edgy ginger: I am not edgy

fake gay pirate: loving these new names

fake gay pirate: you’re the edgiest person I know

edgy ginger: and you're the worst person I know

fake gay pirate: then again, you don't know that much people, do you?

mom: Kaeya?

gay fake pirate: you found me

promise I’ll be gentle: whats up

tone deaf dj: I forgot my english essay

book nerd: you needed to wake up even the freshmen for this?

tone deaf dj: please

book nerd: no

ice cream nerd: please just let us sleep

food nerd: our names match

food nerd: you are xingqiu and chongyun then

book nerd: yes

ice cream nerd: why the weird names

mom: we still dont know

edgy ginger: we can’t change them either

peepaw: I still do not know what ‘peepaw’ means

rich mom: I’ll explain it to you later

rich mom: I am not a mom

mom: you must be ningguang

book horny: these names really are… unique

real gay pirate: theyre accurate tho

tone deaf dj: my essay

atheist: work on it yourself you fucking failure

fake gay pirate: someones mad

rich mom: this must be keqing

atheist: its 2 in the fucking morning

atheist: just go to sleep you’re gonna fail anyways

maid on steroids: I can help!

mom: noelle?

maid on steroids: yes!