Relationships:
Lisa/Jean
Amber/Eula
Yanfei/Hu Tao
Ayaka/Yoimiya
Venti/Xiao
Beidou/Ningguang
Baal/Yae/Sara
Scaramouche/Mona
Kaeya/Albedo/Sucrose
Razor/Bennett/Fischl
Childe/Zhongli
Xingqiu/Chongyun
Ganyu/Keqing
Barbara/Noelle
Grades:
12th (seniors): Zhongli, Venti, Ningguang, Jean, Lisa, Diluc, Beidou, Baal, Yae11th(juniors): Scaramouche, Childe, La Signora, Mona, Keqing, Eula, Kaeya, Xiao, Albedo(skipped a grade), Rosaria, Kazuha, Thoma, Sara
10th(sophomores): Yanfei, Lumine, Aether, Noelle, Amber, Ganyu, Sucrose, Xinyan, Ayaka, Yoimiya, Gorou, Kokomi
9th(freshmen): Fischl, Barbara, Bennett, Razor, Xingqiu, Chongyun, Xiangling, Hu tao (got held back)
Adults: Baizhu, Dainsleif (just graduated)
Middle school: Sayu
Elementary school: Klee, Qiqi, Diona
All canon sibling relationships and dynamics are still here, except Albedo and Klee are actually siblings.
Qiqi is an orphan that got adopted by Baizhu to inherit his pharmacy.
Visions are still a thing in this au, but there are no seven archons.
The school works more like a college than an actual highschool. There are dorms but students can go to their own homes if they want.
Name Guide:
tone deaf dj - venti
party pooper/edgy ginger - diluc
mom - jean
book horny - lisa
vengeance is better served cold - eula
bunny arson - amber
chalk - albedo
fake gay pirate - kaeya
sucrOwOse - sucrose
walnut - hu tao
caso cerrado - yanfei
peepaw - zhongli
ginger manwhore - childe
book nerd - xingqiu
ice cream nerd - chongyun
food nerd - Xiangling
rock n roll - xinyan
rich mom - Ningguang
real gay pirate - beidou
broke bitch - mona
short bastard - scaramouche
short edgy dude - xiao
tired - ganyu
atheist- keqing
sexy - la signora
unlucky - Bennett
Shakespeare - fischl
furry - razor
fireworks girl- yoimiya
big head no thoughts - ayaka
mommy - baal
Baal simp 1 - Yae
Baal simp 2 - Sara
Communist mermaid - Kokomi
what does the fox say - Gorou
All my friends are dead - Kazuha
Token straight - Thoma
Dad - Dainsleif
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Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)