bunny arson: quick what's 8 x 7
tone deaf dj: 15
fake gay pirate: 15?!
party pooper: how are you in college
mom: are you guys cheating again
thing 1: sorry mom
thing 1: what's 9x3
mom: no
probably a vampire: do none of you know basic math
thing 2: venti please tell me you're joking and don't actually think 7 x 8 is 15
tone deaf dj: 8 x 7*
thing 2: its the same fucking thing
bunny arson: guys please just help
vengeance is better served cold: 56
bunny arson: thank you finnally someone with good conscience here
tone deaf dj: what the fuck is a conciencneen
short edgy dude: get help
mommy: how are you this stupid
tone deaf dj: shut up im super smart
ginger manwhore: don't let them bring you down
tone deaf dj: YEAH
sexy: childe did you get a fucking 2 on the test
fake gay pirate: 2?!
mom: please tell me it was just 3 questions
sexy: 2%
book nerd: HOW
food nerd: bro...
ice cream nerd: I would cry
rock n roll: I am crying
ginger manwhore: we agreed to keep this a secret
short bastard: why the fuck would signora keep a secret
ginger manwhore: good point
peepaw: maybe you still need tutoring?
ginger manwhore: yes please
walnut: gay
book nerd: homosexual
peepaw: then you don't mind having Baal tutor you?
ginger manwhore: wait
mommy: I didn't agree to this
peepaw: you owe me a favor
mommy: fine
ginger manwhore: no
ginger manwhore: please
ginger manwhore: I beg you
mommy: is my house ok?
short bastard: of course it is
ginger manwhore: they're going to bully me together no
ginger manwhore: if you find my body in a ditch just know it was them
thing 2: how would we know which did it
broke bitch: if the stab wound is low, it was scaramouche
short bastard: shut up
short bastard: ok sucrose how much for the stuff
sucrOwOse: $50
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Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)