short bastard: THIS IS BULLSHIT
mommy: aww did the little boy fail his exam 🥺
sexy: poor kid 🥺
ginger manwhore: need a hug 🥺
short bastard: fuck all of you
mom: what happened?
short bastard: I was one point away from getting 100
short bastard: this is bullshit
ginger manwhore: how did a flat earther get a 99 in a science exam
mommy: probably paid mona to give him the answers
short bastard: that's not true
broke bitch: oh it is true
sexy: not surprised
broke bitch: I gave you all the answers how did you get a question wrong
rich mom: you guys are sharing answers?
real gay pirate: shh look away honey
short bastard: you forgot a planet
broke bitch: no I didn't I got the question right
short bastard: you forgot pluto
ginger manwhore: BKDKSKSKSOEEKSD
broke bitch: I-
fake gay pirate: BABHAABBAHAHABABABAAHAVABBAGAAGA
probably a vampire: this is gold
real gay pirate: had to be the flat earther
fireworks girl: bro I think im gay
walnut: scaramouche has the power to turn girls into lesbians 😍
mommy: he really does
all my friends are dead: i'm afraid to tell you this
short bastard: what????
what does the fox say: pluto isn't a planet
unlucky: it isn't????
maid on steroids: Bennett-
unlucky: sorry :(
token straight: it stopped being a planet like 10 years ago dude
short bastard: why did nobody tell me this
Baal simp 2: its common knowledge?????
short bastard: no it fucking isn't????
mommy: no you're just stupid
peepaw: pluto isn't a planet?
book horny: omg
walnut: how do you know everything except this
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Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)