dsmp angst oneshots

happy death day! :)

major character death

tw:blood
descriptive violence
decapitation

this will break you so be pRePaReD
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have you ever wondered what it would be like to get your head chopped off?

have you ever tried to get your head chopped off

well for whatever those answers were to you, they were both yes to Ranboo.

he had always wanted to know what it felt like

he had asked multiple people including

Tubbo, Sam, Phil, and even Technoblade.

he was wondering who would do it for him

then he thought

"i could gamble it away to quackity.."

this was some shit that would be in Kakegurui or something

"quackity!!" Ranboo says happily

"oh- hello ranboo!" he smiled

Quackity was gonna think he was crazy "i want to gamble something that could loose me a canon life!"

"oh shit- what is it?"

"you're gonna think im crazy quackity.."

"i love crazy!" (THAT frozen song starts playing /j)

"my head."

"what."

" i wanna gamble my head, decapitation. i mean half enderman and half farlands enderman could get you a big buck!"

"i- okay. lets do it!"

.

.

.

"okay so this game is called gun and shots. you basically...."(i couldnt think of rules but imagine something with cards and chips)

"every chip is worth 10."

"alright!"

"ive gotten Wilbur to deal the cards, shall we start?"

"yes we may!"

.

.

.

"i- lost...?" quackity says in disbelief

"oh, what a shame.." ranboo smiled

The truth is Ranboo never wanted to decapitate himself. you would be fucking crazy to do that. Luckily Wilbur taught him how to manipulate and gaslight someone

"thats- what the fuck! i only have one canon life left though!"

"i could also settle for a big amount of money, considering how rich you are.. and maybe me and Wilbur's burger van in the very front of the park!  i think thats worth your head.."

"fuck."

that was it for quackity, he had to let them park their van in Las Nevadas or it would quite literally be his head

"fine. go park your dumb van" quackity stormed off like an angry child

"yes! WILBUR-"

"im sorry ranboo but it had to come down to this."

wilbur held his lore sword high above ranboo

he swung down onto him

blood everywhere, a death message soon to pop up, a black and white head in wilburs hands, his body on the ground limp

thick black and purple blood started spewing from his head and body

ranboos eyes blinked a bit before they lost all color and closed

"im gonna get a big buck for him!"

*ranboo was slain by wilbur using lore*

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wc:421 :)