The Twilight, Thomas and Friends Finale: Adventure's End

Silly Song: His Cheeseburger

Country Style music Plays.

Announcer: And Now it's Time For Silly Songs with Pinkie. The Part of the Show where Pinkie comes out and sings a silly song.

We see Pinkie stand on stage wearing a coonskin cap and a bear trap on her tail.

Spike: (Offstage) Just a Moment! Wait! Stop talking! (Pinkie gasps and Spike Runs in as the Music stops) Excuse Me, I have an Announcement! Ahem. (Pulls up a piece of Paper and Reads it) "Because of the High standards that this series strives to adhere to, and as a result of the disastrous outcome of the Previous Silly Song, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs have been screened, and we chose one based on the Applicant's sense of Artistry and All-Around propriety." (Puts paper away) Thank you. (Walks off Stage)

Pinkie: (looks at the setup around her, very confused) So what are you saying?

Spike: I'm saying Silly Songs is canceled until further notice.

Pinkie: (Frustrated) Oh yeah? Well, how am I supposed to get out of this Bear-Trap?

Spike: (offscreen) I'm sure you'll find some way out.

Workmen shove in another Title Card, entitled "Love Songs with Yakko Warner."

Announcer: Ahem. And now it's time for Love Songs with Yakko Warner. The part of the Show where Yakko comes out and sings a Love Song.

Yakko stands in the light of a lit street light as Wakko pulls up to a Drive-Thru restaurant in the Background.

Yakko: 🎵He said to her: "I'd Like a Cheeseburger, And I might like a Milkshake as well." She said to him "I can't give you Either." And he said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?" She said: "Yes it is, but we're closed now. But we open tomorrow at ten." He said (as Wakko mouths the words) "I am extremely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then!" 🎵

Yakko: 🎵 'Cuz you're his Cheeseburger, his yummy cheeseburger! He'll wait for you, Yeah! He'll wait for you! Oh, you are his cheeseburger, his tasty cheeseburger, he'll wait for you-ooh! Oh, he will wait for you...🎵

Instrumental Break as The Dream sequence ends and shifts into Real-Life.

Yakko: 🎵 He stayed at the Drive-thru till sunrise, (Rooster Crows) and He may have dozed off once or twice. When he spotted a billboard for Denny's: "Bacon and Eggs for half price!" (We see Yakko in the Car with Wakko) How could he resist such an offer? (Wakko Starts the Engine) He really needed something to munch! So cheeseburger please do not get angry, He'll eat, and be back here for lunch! 🎵

(Instrumental Bit)

Yakko: 🎵 'Cuz you're his cheeseburger, His Precious Cheeseburger, be back for you, He'll be back for you-ooh! Won't be so long, Cheeseburger, oh lovely cheeseburger, be back for you-ooh... Oh, he'll be back for you! 🎵

(An Egg winks as the dream sequence ends)

Yakko: 🎵 'Cuz he loves you, cheeseburger, with all his heart, and there's nothing that's gonna tear you two apart, and if the world suddenly ran out of cheese, he would get down on his hands and knees, to see if someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt, and he would wash it off for you, wipe it off for you, clean that dirty cheese off just for you! 🎵

(Yakko wipes the sweat off his brow, and takes a Deep Breath)

Yakko: 🎵 You are his Cheese... bur... ger... 🎵

(Yakko bows in the Single Street light shining on him)

Spike: What? I thought you were going to sing about Growing up in Burbank!

(The title card is pushed back into place)

Announcer: This has Been "Love Songs with Yakko Warner". Tune in next time to hear Yakko say:

Yakko: I grew up in Los Angeles with my Siblings.

(The Segment ends with the usual fade to black)