💚⬛ₛₜₒᵣᵢₑₛ fᵣₒₘ ₜₕₑ Cᵣₒw Fₐₘᵢₗy⬜❤ (Beeduo + Grampa Schlatt oneshots)

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Ranboo stood in the kitchen, preparing a pot of blue mist tea. Techno, Schlatt, Philza and Tommy had taken Michael and Fundy out for the day, leaving just Tubbo and his husband in the house; a spring in his step as he grabbed the dried petals and leaves, honey and tea set. Setting a kettle filled with water onto the oven hob and setting the flames to medium. A smile on his face as he danced around the kitchen, some jazzy music playing in the background; the faun walked in to see what his lover was doing only too be swept off of his hooves, laughing as he and Ranboo danced around the kitchen, hearts a-flutter, tails swaying, smiles of pure love and joy. "You're so cute, my sweet moobloom." The enderman stated smoothly, causing a large blush to erupt onto his lovers face "Real smooth, Ranby... real smooth." Tubbo responded, dragging out the e in the second real; causing the taller man to laugh sweetly, so sweetly. "You love me though, cute lil' moobloom." "Oh shut up, glow-squid." The faun responded before ghosting a kiss over his husbands lips, the whistling of the kettle distracting them; Ranboo frowned slightly, causing the faun to laugh gently "I'll be waiting in the garden, don't take too long bossman!" He spoke before heading off to the garden, leaving his husband in the kitchen. With a sigh he took the kettle off the hob, carefully pouring the scalding hot contents into the elegant porcelain teapot before scooping up three spoons of the blue mist tea leaf mixture; two for each person and one for taste. Adding in a few tablespoons of honey into the tea, stirring it in before adding in some milk. Seeing as Tubbo and Ranboo had similar tastes for tea the enderman found it easier to have it readily prepared, wasting no time; after he had prepared it he carried the tea set to the garden.

As he walked outside the sounds of the fountain, birds chirping, bees humming and the breeze pushing around the tree branches filled his ears, a smile on his face as he saw his husband sat quietly at the garden table, his eyes closed gently and his fluffy hair falling over his eyes. Smiling, Ranboo moved towards the table before placing down the tea set, enjoying the warmth of the sun. "I hope you like this blend, it's one that I made for Ghostbur. But if you don't like it then please don't hesitate to say!" The enderman said with a nervous smile, Tubbo beaming at him in pure joy. "Dont sweat it bossman. You are a maestro at tea... WAIT CAN YOU DO TEA DIVINATION FOR ME?!" the faun asked in excitement, causing his husband to laugh "Ender divination is different to overworld divination, so it might not be exact, but I guess I can try for you." He responded with a smile, pouring himself and his lover a cup of tea before taking a sip, smiling at the taste. As soon as Tubbo had tried it his eyes sparkled so brightly, his husbands heart skipped a beat when he saw that adorable look on the fauns face. "....why are you so damn adorable you moobloom?" Ranboo asked, Tubbos face going bright red at the question and becoming a stuttering mess. "Now you know how I feel whenever you flirt with me." The enderman stated with a slight wink, making Tubbo freeze up with a scarlet face, being completely unable to form a proper sentence, slowly drinking his tea in slight embarrassment while trying to hide his beet red face. "Awe, why are you trying to hide your cute face?" Ranboo asked, making the embarrassed faun spit out his tea, before setting the cup down, walking over to his husbands seat, pulling him away from the table and sitting in his lap, burying his face into his husbands chest in annoyance. "Stupid glow-squid." He grumbled, causing Ranboo to lift his head up and leave a soft kiss on his lovers lips with a smile. "I'm your stupid Glow-squid though, my sweet moobloom."