💚⬛ₛₜₒᵣᵢₑₛ fᵣₒₘ ₜₕₑ Cᵣₒw Fₐₘᵢₗy⬜❤ (Beeduo + Grampa Schlatt oneshots)

𝔹𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕟𝕤

Ranboo sat quietly on the sofa, ears twitching every once in awhile as he watched Michael run around the garden with Tommy and Fundy; a soft smile on his lips as his son tackled his brother-in-law. Turning a page in his book, paw swaying as he read the elegant caligraphy on his page. The enderman soon felt something poke his toe-beans, eyes splitting from the page as he looked up and locked eyes with his husband. As soon as their eyes met Tubbo pounced, tackling Ranboo and covering the enderman and himself with a thick, fluffy white blanket; the enderman winced slightly as the book dug into his stomach slightly, a slight grunt escaping his lips. "Hey Tubbo." He smiled gently, beaming brightly to his husband, tail swishing happy at the added warmth as he drops his book on the floor, opting to wrap his arms around his beloved in a gentle hug so he could pull him closer. The faun smirked as he felt arms wrap around his waist, his smaller tail wagging in excitement as he leaned up to his lovers ear. "Hey Sexy~." He cooed smoothly, watching at the pools of melting red and green galaxies widened; a bright blush exploded across the tallers face as he turned into a stuttering mess, barely capable of pulling two words together; the faun laughed so sweetly before kissing the morse coding on the cheek, nuzzling into his husbands neck and closing his eyes. "It's cute when you get all flustered glow-squid" the faun beamed before turning on the TV, immediately  pausing it before running to the living room door he yelled at the top of his lungs "GUYS, SOUTH PARK IS ON! ITS THE FIRST SERIES!" he called before running back to the sofa, vaulting over the back and landing back into his husbands arms, the blanket being pulled back over his lap.

The first person to come running into the living room was Schlatt, who had just finished making everyone lunch; his hands were filled with multiple plates of sandwiches, a two-litre bottle of Dr Pepper tucked under one of his arms with a whiskey bottle in-between two of his fingers. Placing the plates and drinks onto the coffee table infront of them he sat next to his sons, letting the enderman lay his legs over the satyrs lap. The second was Tommy, who had Michael in his arms. His cheek and hands and knees all covered in mud and dirt as he sat on the soft carpet infront of the sofa, passing one of the sandwiches to the lil' piglin in his arms. Fundy ran in soon after, bounding toward Tommy and Michael before curling up and staring at the TV, grabbing another sandwich. Philza and Technoblade were the last two to enter the living room, the older piglin sat on the floor beside a large armchair, Philza kicking off his slippers and nestling into the armchair.

Once everyone was sat down Ranboo unpaused the episode and watched his father and his darling husband sing the theme tune, Tubbo bopping his head at the same time with the song before grabbing a sandwich and shoving it into his husbands mouth with a giggle. As the entire crow family watched the old series Ranboo pulled the faun closer, his face burrowing into the fauns neck as he played with his hair, said faun smiling so gently before grabbing his paw and squishing the toe-beans softly and listening as the enderman purred, ears twitching and tail swishing. Schlatt looked over to the couple and smiled gently, leaning over the three infront of the sofa and mixed up some whiskey and Dr Pepper, pouring another cup of plain Dr Pepper for Tubbo, making sure not to mix them up.

After afew hours the living room was almost empty, Tubbo had fallen asleep in his beloveds lap. The enderman had also fallen asleep; his tail curling around his love and swishing slightly, ears twitching softly as the faun snored very gently. Michael was sat drawing, still nibbling on one more sandwich while Schlatt stood up, the satyr stretching slightly with a slight groan before he picked up the now empty plates and cups on the table, piling them on one arm before walking away, kissing his sons on the forehead and ruffling the endermans hair before walking out. Sapphire eyes open and look up to see Ranboo, his beloved, at total peace. Something he almost never sees... a soft smile spread on his lips as he softly kissed his beloveds cheek, Michael hopping up to show another drawing of his family, before jumping into his dads arms with a smile. The faun started playing with his husbands monotone hair as he started humming. "I love you, boo-boy." He murmured gently after leaving another gentle kiss on his beloved.

Ranboo opened his eyes slightly and smiled gently, returning the affection he had received as he sat up, wrapping his arms around his husband and son so they wouldn't fall. Tubbo looked up and smirked, planning on flirting however the enderman beat him to it, "oh moobloom, falling for me again are we?" The smirk never left his face, only a soft blush dusting over his cheeks as he leaned up and whispered into his beloveds ear, "for someone as hot as you? Always~." He cooed, kissing his cheek again as the taller stuttered constantly again. Michael looked between his papa and his dad, confused at why they were both blushing and his papa was stuttering. He tilted his head slightly in confusion before shaking it and head-butting his papa to stop the constant morse. Ranboo started smiling at his son, the faun in his arms ruffling his hair as they all bundled under the blanket and stayed there as they continued to watch South Park, constantly poking at his husbands toebeans.