💚⬛ₛₜₒᵣᵢₑₛ fᵣₒₘ ₜₕₑ Cᵣₒw Fₐₘᵢₗy⬜❤ (Beeduo + Grampa Schlatt oneshots)

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"OKAY KID. YOU AND ME. FAMILY BONDING TIME!" Schlatt yelled, grabbing his son by the arm and dragging him out of the house; Tubbo being very confused as to why his dad suddenly wanted to spend time with him today, while Ranboo was immensely greatful. "Techno, my dear brother-in-law, you're coming too." The ram spoke again, grabbing Technoblades arm while the piglin protested. Ranboo had told his father-in-law how he wanted to suprise his husband with a cute little dinner under the starts, which the ram whole heartedly agreed to assist in setting up... by distracting his son. Once the trio had left, the enderman set to work; Tommy and Philza watched as the tall man pulled out a whiteboard, writing out the entire plan for how it had to be so it would be perfect. "Okay. First is the food. I'll deal with the centrepiece, Philza are you okay with the savoury stuff?" The crow father nodded before Tommy demanded to make any desserts with Michael, Ranboo allowing it. "Next is setting up the garden, we need to put up the soul lanterns, I'll go looking for some roses, purple orchids, red tulips and blue spider lilies. Tommy, you don't mind dealing with the flowers when I get back do you?" The blonde nodded before he and Philza went to find the small piglin, heading to the kitchen as Ranboo pulled on his large coat, heading out into the world to collect these important flowers.

"Soooo... why did you suddenly want to hang out dad?" Tubbo asked as he looked up at the sky. The trio were lying in a field, Techno with his eyes closed as he began to slowly drift off to sleep, the faun was making a dandelion crown and Schlatt was humming a random song... "I was a crap dad. You know it, I know it. We all know it... I..." Schlatt paused, this would be the first time he would be so open with his son, but he decided to tell him, "I care about you, alot. You're my son, and... I want to at least try to.. fix things? Well, I can't.. fix things but... I don't know how to explain it." Tubbo smiled and hugged his dad, knowing what the ram was trying to say. "I understand" he began "I want to make things better too." Schlatt immediately started tearing up, his nose felt like it was burning as he held back his tears, "it's okay if you want to cry, dad, I'm not Ranboo you won't burn me." Tubbo said with a soft laugh. The ram immediately engulfed his son in a tight hug, letting his tears fall as he let himself break down infront of his son and brother, who had sat up and, after slight hesitation, wrapped his cloak around the two, joining in their hug. "You both used to run governments... hell I.. killed.. you..." Techno said feeling bad as he looked at Tubbo "but... you both forgave me.. you trust me and I've never been more greatful... It's okay to have screwed up, you're making it better and thats what matters." The tall piglin spoke, hugging his brother and son-in-law.

Ranboo had ten baskets of all the different flowers he needed, all of them representing how much he loved his husband, arriving back home he called out to the blonde moron and his son. "I have all the flowers, you two just-" "PAPA PICKED THESE BECAS HE WUVS DAD!!" Michael cheered in joy, headbutting Tommy in the gut in excitement, the enderman laughing gently before nodding, "yep. Now papa needs you and bossman to put all the flowers where papa and dad are going to have dinner." He smiled, Michael gasping in excitement. "PAPA AND DAD ARE HAVING A GARDEN DIN DATE! BOSMAN WE GOTTA MAKE IT PEFECT." Tommy was soon dragged away as they carried the baskets into the garden as Ranboo took off his coat, walking into the kitchen and putting on an apron as he did so. "Is everything ready?" The enderman asked, Philza nodding as he placed the last food in the oven. "Do you want me to send a crow to tell them to get back?" Ranboo agreed immediately, asking the crow father to help the moron and the piglin with the flowers after sending the feathered friend out. Once Philza had left the kitchen Ranboo set to work, making a two-tier cake for his lover.

The sound of a crow calling to the brothers and the rams son alerted them. Schlatt let the bird land on his hand, spotting the note in its beak being addressed to his son. "Its for you" the ram said "thank you for sending this message to us." As he finished his statement the crow nodded before flying away. "We need to get back, Ranboo needs me for some reason." Schlatt snickered at how his son worded his sentence before getting kicked in the shin by his brother-in-law. "We better get going then." Techno said, swishing his cloak in a dramatic manner "ooh, look at me~ my name's Technoblade and I like mashing orphans into paste~ I love being a fancy and dramatic piglin~." Schlatt joked in a mocking tone, causing Tubbo to snicker as said piglin hit the ram on the head. As the trio headed back too the forest, they jested about many random, stupid things. Tubbo smiled happily to his dad and uncle as they made fun of Wilbur. When they got back it had already turned rather late, the sky fading into a midnight blue. Philza pushed a fancy outfit into the fauns Arms, telling him to get changed into that outfit before heading out into the garden. Taking the outfit the faun raced into his room before quickly changing into the elegant outfit. It consisted of a long sleeved white dress shirt, emerald green waist-coat, emerald green bow tie, black jeans and a beautiful bright yellow rose to go in his hair. Looking at himself in the mirror, Tubbo couldn't stop smiling. He quickly ran to the garden, pushing open the doors and beaming brightly as he gazed at his husband, who was surrounded by blue spider lilies. The garden was illuminated softly by soul lanterns, the gentle glow against Ranboos skin and the glow of the endermans eyes made his heart skip a beat. "Tubbo! You... you look so beautiful" the enderman sighed dreamily as he gazed at his short lover, before he panicked "not, not that you aren't beautiful normally, you are. You look more beautiful- wait, no, you. You always are. Aaaaargh-." Ranboo rambled in his panicked state, before he felt a strong pull on his tie, falling into a gentle kiss with his lover, a giant blush erupting on his face before they slowly parted. "You're too damn cute Ranby." The faun muttered before letting go of the endermans tie, sitting down at the table with a small smirk adorning his face. Said tall enderman had turned into a stuttering mess, as if there was an error in his programming; he robotically sat down, trying to stop his face from being such a scarlett red. "So, what is all this for Raaaanby~?" Tubbo asked his lover, swinging his legs lightly, elbows on the table as he rested his head in his hands, tilting it slightly with a saccharine sweet smile on his lips, god how Ranboo loved that smile, he could almost feel his teeth rotting with how damn sweet his husband was. "Well... we hadn't been on a date in awhile... and I thought you would enjoy this. In reality... well.. I wanted to show you how much I love you." A kind smile fell on the endermans lips, causing his husbands heart to flutter. They spent the rest of the garden date talking about so many different things, once they had finished their meals the couple walked aroundthe garden. Everytime the faun laughed at one of Ranboos cheesy jokes, his heart would flutter; and whenever Tubbo would flirt with his husband, the enderman would freeze up, stuttering and blushing, causing the fauns heart to melt.

Once they had reached the very end of the garden, they were stood in a field of all the new flowers Ranboo had picked. Tubbo smiled so sweetly as he looked at them all. "Red roses: a symbol of deep love" the enderman said, carefully picking one of the roses, slicing of the thorns "purple orchids: meaning respect and admiration" he picked another "red tulips: another symbol of deep love" he picked a few more, picking many of those three flowers as they wove the stems together to make a crown "and blue spider lilies: a flower that symbolizes truth." he picked a few of the blue flowers, carefully weaving them in to the flower crown before placing it onto his husbands head, lifting his head by the chin before leaving a soft, saccharine sweet kiss on his lips; a kiss that held so much love in it, causing Tubbo to tear up as we wrapped his arms around his lovers neck, his tears falling as they parted. "These flowers... they help me tell you how much I love you. My sweet moobloom."

The enderman felt a vice-grip tight hug wrap around his waist as his husband cried into his chest. "I love you too. You damn glow-squid."